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Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here.

[Lo @laurencutrona]

I love Johnny cash man

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

i will honor dolly, as i always have, by having huge boobs & being kind

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

crackers with cheese :)

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

the odyssey stole the trojan horse thing from edna turnblad in the hairspray can

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Sorry for being such a bitch yesterday i havent had an ice cream cone in like 4 days

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

and to my grandkids i leave 64 playlists i curated based on a specific feeling or experience

[teoni @teoniw]

How I feel after consecutively missing 2 love island episodes #UnPlugged

[trash jones @jzux]

i can’t be on love island because they’d have to drag me away from the ping pong table

[claire rowden @clx1re]

currently switching between reading the odyssey and one of the off campus books, don’t ever let them tell you that you can’t contain multitudes girls

[camille :-) @dustytit]

for 6 weeks of each year i allow myself to have love island brain (low cognitive function, irrational opinions, unbridled lust) and i think it’s really good for me. i’ll read a book or something after, idk

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

[Daily Bugle Janitorial (Paid Shill) @abysmaldogwater]

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

the mold growing in my water bottle said you would say that

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I need a website that tells me if every couple of 20+ seasons of Say Yes to the Dress is still together.

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

i can’t watch the hannah montana movie because the scene when grandma ruby’s precious plates all smash ruins my life

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i always think my feelings are SO complicated then Spring happens & I’m like oh wait I’m fine

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'm just someone's weird sister