Ian Masters

I can’t be held accountable for the things I do sober

[َ @4NGELWING]

i’m pregnant with laughter and you’re the father bro

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

Never once occurred to me to check out James corden and the late night crew

[Ian Masters @shoobiemasters]

@dealingwithtori Wasn't crying, was just trying to find a nice way to tell you you're retarded

[Ian Masters @shoobiemasters]

@BellinghamMuse1 Him giving away the ball and not tracking back is what led to Pedri’s goal

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Am I the only one who’s voting booth had a glory hole

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

I’m about to land on this motherfucker’s lap at terminal velocity.

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

Can’t wait to spread misinformation at the dinner table tomorrow

[Ian Masters @shoobiemasters]

@CullenMasters #kia #boys #susanbanthony

[Cullen @cmast777]

Susan B Anthony walked so the Kia Boys could run

[Ian Masters @shoobiemasters]

@brendonwalsh @TimKalpakis Hey Bev, can you validate if this is authentic? Thx.

[Ian Masters @shoobiemasters]

@Brian_Scally @thisvideo_bot

[mark normand @marknorm]

Just saw Melinda Gates on Bumble

[Ian Masters @shoobiemasters]

@AubreyMasters9 Retweet

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

A bright light has gone out. And we’re all worse for it. Thank you for showing us that anything is possible. https://t.co/M5P93UCQBU

[dont test me ill shrink u @vangobot]

it’s the freakin weekend baby i’m about to grab a cop’s gun

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

I think the robinhood CEO needs an ass whooping

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Amanda Gormans poem was good but I would’ve preferred Cat in the Hat or something more fun.