Laur

Go Spurs go! SKO BUFFS!

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Forming a cover band called “Or Lando” that covers Flo Rida songs only. Like this tweet if interested in making all of my hopes and dreams come true

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Apple should really think about doing a collaboration with Applebee's

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Sorry to ruin your day, but I just learned Crayola retired the Dandelion Yellow color in 2017 😢

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@Whataburger @spurs give the people of San Antonio what they want!! The Whatabanyama Burger! 🍔🏀

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Currently questioning if my love of paprika is from the actual flavor or from how cute Paprika was on Blues Clues growing up!?

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So did everyone else watch bits of the movie Madagascar at kids hair cut places growing up?

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Cute date MYSELF idea: eat every meal like Guy Fieri for a day #DDD

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concept: Bear Grylls Grills - Bear cooks up some native recipes that all include bugs and then he rates them on how much protein they have in them #hireMe @FoodNetwork

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proposing new decade branding concept...
2020's: Rona-ing 20's

as compared to the previous Roaring 20's

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When I eventually get my finely chiseled 6-pack abs, for Halloween I’ll wear a crop top wolf costume and get a professional body painter to paint each ab as a wolf so I can be a “wolf pack“

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A question I’ve been pondering:
if bacon (regular, turkey, carrot, etc) could not been cooked to perfection, would you prefer it:

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Living in Germany and not knowing German sometimes feels like I’m living in one of the shows from the Intergalactic Cable episode of rick & morty 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I’d really like to see 1 person real golfing and 1 person only using their arms/hands to throw/roll a golf ball to see who would score best

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Y’all think the dogs think we’re muzzling ourselves rn?

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Fashion show concept: loungewear show with a fridge at the end of the catwalk for models to pose with

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There better be lawnmower roombas by the time I buy a gd house

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Texas cities as cowboy hats 🤠

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@admiral_annebar Only here to help:

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SOYMILK IS MY TREAT -girl yelling at coffee shop 1/2/2020

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

my favorite moment of 2019

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Also, you know how Troy and Gabriella met on nye night singing karaoke to Soaring in Disney’s High School Musical, I think FOR ONE NIGHT (or decade) ONLY they should change soaring to “roaring”