Trump, in Nashville, says African Americans have blindly voted for Democrats “for over a hundred years.” If only black folks had the right to vote for that long ...
“Krispy Kreme is giving out a free donut for each A on a report card, I don’t know if it’s worth it for you to go and only get 1 but your sisters are getting 6 each so you can have some of theirs” thx mom
ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man
$300 - works out
$200 - smart
$400 - smells nice
$70 - has a job
$10 - is a mouse named stuart
$5 - owns a red convertible
$500 - over 6 feet tall