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[Ashley Lerner @Ashley_Lerner]

Once you find @GovAndyBeshear in the picture, that's all you'll be able to see. 💔

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

my therapist: be kinder to yourself!

my brain: yeah be kinder to yourself you fucking idiot

[worms cited @christapeterso]

my friend told me halfway through giving birth she was like “I can’t do this, I simply cannot do this?” and they were like “oh you have to” and life is just like that all the time

[Aaron Mudd @NewsByAaron]

Please stay off the roads if you can. Police scanner traffic says cars are backed up near Broadway Ave. and the Bypass. Vehicles are detouring, driving over and under power lines, doing a big circle. There's no real way to turn around. If you go out, very likely you'll get stuck

[trash jones @jzux]

$16 bottle of wine: outrageous. what am i, a prince?

$16 cocktail: I guess this seems about right

[nova @novaslaps]

actually i don’t need gas anymore

[Nashville Predators @PredsNHL]

💛

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Bring back the 90 minute movie I’m tired man.

[KYLE 🖕🏽 @thekillakay_]

Travis run like those weird kids in school going to lunch

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.

[Double Homicide @Dareal_CD]

You miss one joke on Twitter and the TL don’t be making no sense for the next 3 days

[O'MALLEY @grace__omalley]

I keep opening Instagram and seeing the poor soul who posted right before it went down, hang in there girl

[Cuntney Kardashian @cuntneykardash]

Everyone making their way to Twitter dot com

[ACTION JACKSON @GI__JACKSON]

Since yall coming back to y'all's abandoned twitter pages can yall turn off the auto-horoscope tweets while yall here?? Please?!

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

"She's No. 1 of what drives me to be the best I can be."

@GoBearcatsFB QB Desmond Ridder shared what it means to him to be a #GirlDad ❤️

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Are you ok” no, my boyfriend watches Thursday night football, Saturday football, Sunday football and Monday night football

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

whoever ordered delivery in this weather will not see heaven

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

I kinda wanna mess with Texas…

[ms perfect face. @_liljada]

shit crazy i don’t even know what im looking at fr