Lauren Kolzow

2 Corinthians 4:16-18 So we do not lose heart. Though our outer self is wasting away, our inner self is being renewed day by day.

[Lauren Kolzow @laurenel]

@lunalesbian You do know it was Morgan Evans who was married to Kelsea… not Morgan Wallen.

[Lauren Kolzow @laurenel]

@jlamke5 @Ticketmaster @taylorswift13 Yup. Same. I am livid and devastated at the same time!

[Lauren Kolzow @laurenel]

I was in the waiting room at 9:30, queue at 10, waited almost 3 hrs for the unpause, spent 3 more hrs in line. Got kicked out 2 times and sent back in line, 15 error messages, and 9 hrs later I got nothing. Thanks a lot @Ticketmaster. @taylorswift13

[Lauren Kolzow @laurenel]

@getawaycar27 @Ticketmaster I did the exact same. Exact same process. I am beyond devastated.

[Lauren Kolzow @laurenel]

I haven’t tweeted in 4 years but @Ticketmaster you are utter garbage and ruined this for all @taylorswift13 fans. I’ve been at this for 7 hrs and will get nothing.

[Lauren Kolzow @laurenel]

Dear @BravoTopChef, please stop putting the picture of the chefs who go home on the main screen for LCK. There’s no way to not see it while I’m trying to catch up and it ruins it!!!!

[Lauren Kolzow @laurenel]

I love that when I type the word "daddy" to Steve regarding Emma... The next suggested word is "issues". What're you getting at Apple?

[Lauren Kolzow @laurenel]

Ugh, babies.

[Lauren Kolzow @laurenel]

Parenthood marathon, a glass of red, and snuggling my beautiful daughter and husband. Life is so good.

[Lauren Kolzow @laurenel]

It's happened. Bruce has finally stolen and eaten his first pacifier. One down- many, many more to come. #labproblems #babyneedsapaci

[Lauren Kolzow @laurenel]

I'll pay someone to deliver ice cream to me.

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Kudos to @Nordstrom for having such great mothers lounges for breastfeeding! It's so appreciated as a new mother.

[Lauren Kolzow @laurenel]

My phone always autocorrects us to U.S. I think that means I'm a great American. 🇺🇸

[Lauren Kolzow @laurenel]

It's day one of my stay at home mom duties. Let's hope I survive!

[Lauren Kolzow @laurenel]

I miss the Edward Hospital pancakes already. #wemadeithome #nomoreroomservice

[Lauren Kolzow @laurenel]

41 weeks pregnant, sandwiched between two dogs & a snoring husband, & have a horrible new rash. I guess sleep isn't in the forecast tonight.

[Lauren Kolzow @laurenel]

People asking me to do work things... can't you see I'm busy emailing Portillo's customer service to ask for my free bday cake I missed?

[Lauren Kolzow @laurenel]

Storms used to comfort me, now they make me nervous wondering if my house/roof/patio furniture will make it. #homeownerproblems

[Lauren Kolzow @laurenel]

Alright I'm officially sick of this whole being pregnant thing. #4moreweeks #hurryup

[Lauren Kolzow @laurenel]

Guys, I went grocery shopping. For like the first real time in months. I am so proud of myself!