lauren erdman

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[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 This woman nails it while Legacy media ignores it.

“Did you guys hear about the illegal immigrant that was arrested in Georgia yesterday for brutally raping an 11-year-old girl at knifepoint and forcing her ten year old little sister to watch after breaking into their bedroom?

Hmm, probably not, because you dumbasses have been so stuck on the five year old that was supposedly detained by ICE that with a 30 second Google search, you would have figured out that his dad actually ran and abandoned him and ICE wasn't going to leave a five-year-old by himself.

You guys are so clinically stupid it hurts.”

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

To the people voting based on abortion,

If Trump wins, you are not going to lose your rights because it’s up to the states.

If Kamala wins, she can’t change anything because it’s up to the states.

Hope this helps.

[Adam Crigler @AdamCrigler]

If your choice of president is based on Taylor Swift's choice, you shouldn't be allowed to vote.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

how are people like this real

[sai @SaiB0i]

cheating is so unnecessary to me. just leave. go where you’re happy.

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

“Drink it it taste like juice”

[gyurie ᓀ⩊ᓂ @diorvxa]

when someone says "fix your attitude"

ME:

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

she got the ick because she saw me holding out a lantern and asking "who goes there?"

[books 📖 @bookpoets]

save yourself

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

me while my friends are still laughing at the joke i just told

[Novelle art. @artistryhere]

night aesthetics — in art

[noah @ylnoahhh]

for a dry ass phone i be on it a lot

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

I suck at Christmas shopping. I be like
"wow this is sooo cute.......... for me"

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"Stop bouncing ur leg" bro i have anxiety

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

if my girl on the hospital bed givin birth n she grab the doctor hand he can have her fr

[Anele Mdoda @Anele]

Guys. If someone comes to you at a mall at says they accidentally bumped into you car and they want to show you the damage, say it’s cool insurance will handle it. Apparently It’s a new scam.

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

Kid having a complete meltdown at the grocery store. The mom goes “Sweetheart, please use your words to tell me what’s wrong.” Kid sniffles, wipes his nose on his shirt, deep steadying breath, screams, “WHEN YOU TELL ME NO, IT SOUNDS BAD IN MY EARS AND FEELS BAD IN MY HEART!”

[lauren🦈 @laurenmarie1223]

can we normalize making a registry for your birthday instead of only making them for weddings and baby showers? because when it’s my friends bdays it would be so much nicer to click on their amazon registry and send a gift that they actually want right to their doorstep

[abi balingit 🌸 MAYUMU OUT NOW! 🌸 @theduskykitchen]

this is me btw. when you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.