Lauren

windows down always

[Cigaretta @thedirtbird]

When you are craving sushi and then you eat sushi… that’s a top 5 human experience

[🫧 snacky 🫧 @candyflippin]

me: is this vegan friendly?

waiter: idk dude, he's your friend

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“sorry I responded to this in my head” is a real thing and we should say it

[Jay @nfj937724]

"How about a two week lockdown?"

"No thank you. I'll take two years of constant disruptions and case surges"

[Laurin 🌶️ @lowkeylozza]

i be like “long story short” then still tell the entire story

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

"it's 77 but it feels like 85" ok then we need a new system for interpreting what the temperature is because only one of those numbers matters

[blake @blakeslun]

i have so much good karma saved up from the amount of times i’ve filled up a brita

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

my favorite spongebob quote

[mika @themikalaleeann]

there is nothing that bell peppers, onions, and garlic can’t do.

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

My favourite pictures from the G7 summit.

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Me: ok that's everything in the dishwasher

*presses start and turns around*

Teaspoon: you're not gonna believe this