Ordered @dominos for the first time and it’s been 2 hours since I placed my order, called the store and the girl has no idea where my food is & has no way of tracking the driver?? It’s fine I’m not hungry or anything wtf
American let me fly home in this roomy 787 first class seat as a furlough present... JK but I did get an official letter in the mail today 😭 how rude. Gonna miss my life in the sky! ✈️ @ DFW Airport https://t.co/qWX7Kl06sH
New pool new home who dis 🏡🎉 I fully plan to drink every cup of coffee in this exact spot from now on @ Downers Grove, Illinois https://t.co/GkhCsvWLUO
Remember how hype you’d be when the teach said you could bring a water bottle to sit on your desk cause it was 99 degrees, or did you not go to catholic school ?
@bwolosolodolo My mom used to do this in winter she’d call them her little blessing bags 😭🙌🏼 socks, napkins or tissues, gum, gloves... I’ve got a ton of amenity kits from work I can give ya!