Lauren Kenney

I love lamp

[Lauren Kenney @laurenmk1990]

@derridalicious @sjwill99 This and discontented little baby book. It’s a bit confronting though as it is very contrary to the reflux/silent reflux /GERD theories more readily available but also makes sense 💁🏻‍♀️ I’m in this stage too and was desperately searching for answers and fixes.

[Lauren Kenney @laurenmk1990]

@murpharoo Interested in your prespective on how media/journos can report ‘dead cat’ like stories - ie berejiklian running in Warringah, the Djokovic circus - while not letting these stories take over the entire news cycle for days, thereby stifling opposition cut through, other stories etc

[Lauren Kenney @laurenmk1990]

@GrogsGamut I couldn’t possibly speak about the case, which by the way was leaked, did I make it clear these details have been leaked pre-filing? However in terms of do I have a woman problem, let me draw on the case (which I can’t discuss) to tell you why I don’t have a woman problem. 🙄

[Lauren Kenney @laurenmk1990]

@oztaurus @samanthamaiden @newscomauHQ @DylanAlcott Which is precisely my point 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Captain Johnno @cptcapt]

@DrHarryThomas @SephSeddon Another Facebook Dr 🤣🤣

[Brittany Luse @bmluse]

Shiv’s costuming is perfect for two reasons: 1) It communicates just how unsure she is of herself. She sees focusing on her appearance as frivolous (def a response to her mother!)… but she also probably doesn’t even know what she likes, so she always looks a little wrong.

[Lauren Kenney @laurenmk1990]

@aclennell It’s the classic Crosby Textor dead cat ‘story’. Plant a story that is neither good nor bad for you that people (journos) can’t help but dissect for days to dominate the news cycle. There will be plenty more from where this one came from until this election is done and dusted!

[Lauren Kenney @laurenmk1990]

@GrogsGamut Especially those who have benefited immensely from Australian economic prosperity but cannot grasp that the success lies in population growth via migration 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Lauren Kenney @laurenmk1990]

Interesting to see Richmond tiring in the 4th and to hear the commentators mention the toll of travel. Not so easy being an ‘out of town’ team #AFLEaglesTigers

[Lauren Kenney @laurenmk1990]

@TripleB @imogenrq Second this and optimal print for physical invites / place / menu cards etc

[Lauren Kenney @laurenmk1990]

@poornabell Love - Netflix, sex education, high fidelity. Can you get Australian shows - offspring is really good, as is rake and please like me. Younger, the Carrie diaries (suuuper fluffy), the bold type. Succession (not fluffy but great), similarly the affair.

[Lauren Kenney @laurenmk1990]

@samanthamaiden @markhumphries Pilpel is 👌🏼

[Lauren Kenney @laurenmk1990]

Well that ‘Roaming Brian’ effort could’ve been 3 mins of good PR for Richmond. Apparently the only good sports at #Richmond are the mindfulness coach and Jayden Short 🙄#AFLCatsTigers

[Lauren Kenney @laurenmk1990]

@dollyalderton Not sure if it’s easy to find in the UK, but Offspring (Australian show) is great!

[Lauren Kenney @laurenmk1990]

👌🏼

[Nick Hall @NickHally]

Aussie sayings?

I’ve heard a million, anyone got something I haven’t heard?

I’ll start off with cunning as a shithouse rat 🐀

Just imagine an international reading a thread like this 😂

[Aus Gov Just Googled @GovGoogles]

how to survive on 211k per year

[Lauren Kenney @laurenmk1990]

Is BT the Australian #DavidBrent? #RoamingBrian

[Lauren Kenney @laurenmk1990]

If we’re all about being progressive etc how is it that in 2019 old school weekend trading hours mean you still have to wait until 11am before you can get into a shopping centre! 🙄#INeedWrappingPaper @MarkMcGowanMP