laurenb

it’s not you, it’s me. but it’s mainly you.

[laurenb @laurennb93]

@goodreads I’ve followed those instructions and I can’t get in because I can’t get the security code from my old email address. Is there anything other way?

[laurenb @laurennb93]

@goodreads I was signed out of my account when I got a new phone, & am unable to access my account email to get the security code. Is there anything at all that can be done? Could my books/lists from my old account be merged with a new account? Please help 🥺😢

[laurenb @laurennb93]

I’m sorry but can ANYONE in #Congress publicly denounce what’s going on in #LA right now? F**king ANYONE?! Someone do something for gods sake!

[laurenb @laurennb93]

Millennials, anticipating the inevitable + horrible outcome of this joint temper tantrum that will undoubtedly make our lives more difficult. #BigBeautifulBreakup

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

I know way too many American no longer care about this, but I’ll never stop reminding them of this: Donald Trump is EVERYTHING you teach your children NOT to be. He’s cruel, ignorant, & lawless, he’s a bully, a coward, a cheat, an extreme narcissist, & a pathological liar. You’d never work with him, you’d never work for him, you’d never want any woman you cared about involved with him. He’s a horrible human being. Shame on us for electing him again.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

me, an american, every day in america since 2016

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i would do anything to cure my digestive issues except stop drinking coffee or change my dietary habits in any way

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

finally some good news

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

[laurenb @laurennb93]

@tiktok_us all I want is to upload my wedding video with sound. I paid for the licenses for each song I swear pls it’s so cute 😭

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

How to deal with your MAGA family this Thanksgiving:

Offer to lead the family in prayer.
Open the Bible and read Leviticus 19:33-34
“When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.”

[laurenb @laurennb93]

To honor my midwestern hertiage I will not be taking any of my medications today as I slave away on the two additional dishes that I did not previously commit to and will be blaming the stress + repercussions of that decision on my husband. #HappyThanksgiving

[trash jones @jzux]

hey congrats man i heard trump just appointed you as the director of the department of little bitches

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Interesting how it's always "vote according to Biblical values!" until it comes to welcoming the immigrant, helping the poor, feeding the hungry, bringing healthcare to the sick, forgiving debts, caring for our planet, laying down our swords, or loving our neighbors.

[They Got Me @PaulTweetsRIP]

I hate people for less lol

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

This video is incredible.

Everyone should RETWEET it so the whole *world* sees it.

[laurenb @laurennb93]

What stage of grief is feeling the need to carry your dead cat’s ashes between rooms with you?

Don’t answer that.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

just learned the only way out is through