Lauren Taylor

Rasputin & Dolly Parton’s love child. she/her

[Lauren Taylor @laurentaylorhld]

You know you were traumatized by working in restaurants for too long when you suck down your lunch, standing up, in two & a half minutes for absolutely no reason at all.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

shoutout to the gay who pulled the plug on the audio before carrie underwood sang

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

What radicalized me against the US healthcare system?

My father is a roofer. He was asked him to inspect a roof another roofer did.

From the ground, my dad knew it was shoddy work, but he was asked to go up anyway.

He did. A shingle slipped. He fell. He shattered his legs.

[caryse ✨ @TSAntigua]

same Kamala, same #Debate2024

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Debate moderator Linsey Davis fact-checks Donald Trump who claimed there are abortions happening during the 9th month of a pregnancy:

“There is no state in this country where it is legal to kill a baby after it is born.”

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I was raised a middle-class kid, and I’m the only person on the debate stage tonight who has a plan to lift up the middle class and working people of America.

[Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill]

"She wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison" is the WILDEST thing I've ever heard in any debate. EVER.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Kamala walked right up to Trump and shook his hand.

Shes the bigger person but also conveying huge strength here.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“there is no state in the country where it is legal to kill a baby after it’s born” fact checking is SO BACK!!!

[Lauren Taylor @laurentaylorhld]

Nothing more humbling than a phone follow up appt with the dr’s office & the girl on the phone says “omg you’re so young I get it.” Moments later- “I’m only a few years younger than you”. She ate me up I fear.

[Lauren Taylor @laurentaylorhld]

After months of doing activities in my boot with my bestie’s three year old daughter, she finally asked me how I broke my leg tonight. I said “I fell down the steps”. Without skipping a beat, she looked me dead in the eyes & said “again?”.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Tone, ya hear about that pole vaulter who lost because his braciole is too big? Well, It’s finally official, T, this means I neva coulda been an Olympic athlete hehehe. Ya hear what I said?

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Waking up with leg and back pain that you can’t explain

[Kirsten Allen @knicole_a]

February 10, 2007
Springfield, IL

[¤*٭⁎﹡꙳＊ 𝗜𝘁’𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗻! ＊꙳﹡⁎٭*¤꙳ @KhaleesiKris]

@lifeisdriving @maybegabrielle You should put that energy into stopping unwanted pregnancies at the source: MEN. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Bad debate nights happen. Trust me, I know. But this election is still a choice between someone who has fought for ordinary folks his entire life and someone who only cares about himself. Between someone who tells the truth; who knows right from wrong and will give it to the American people straight — and someone who lies through his teeth for his own benefit. Last night didn’t change that, and it’s why so much is at stake in November. https://t.co/Tn2TQu5Djo

[alexa la cerva @diegoIunas]

me and my 40 something year old coworkers

[Lauren Taylor @laurentaylorhld]

Spam emails like “you need these pants”
No bitch I need a lobotomy but nice try