laur🌿

i need a xanny

[Beth @bethhtoddx]

My cousin is a year younger than me, she’s married, has a baby and her own house. And I’m hungover at work and flying to Ibiza tomorrow for closing. But we are both HAPPY. Not everyone wants the same things, stop comparing your life to others and just enjoy yourself.

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

Ladies just because hot girl summer is over doesn’t mean you have to stop being a hot girl, it’s THOTUM. Go get your ass ate in a pumpkin patch. Sprinkle pumpkin spice seasoning on your tiddies. Send spooky nudes. Ghost him

[Daniel Jones🇾🇪 @Danojones1998]

Unpopular decision but much rather listening to this on a night out then Techno

[HM @hxxshim]

Life lesson: don’t get involved with someone if you don’t have good intentions

[Lo @Lo_Rowe]

Employers do not care about you. Do not work/stress yourself to death because they’ll replace you before you’re in the ground. Take your sick/vacation days. Call out. Leave early. Real life is happening outside. It’s just a job.

[juuul @march03rd]

i genuinely dk how the fuck am i supposed to have kids...ur telling me if they suggest getting ice cream for dinner and picking up another dog on our way back i have to say no and act like thats not a great fuckin idea lmfao sorry im not fake

[laur🌿 @laurentkdoyle]

it’s so annoying people saying driving a motorbike is dangerous like i know the risk, u know the risks of sex aswell but that doesn’t stop ye does it

[laur🌿 @laurentkdoyle]

the government treat mental illnesses like a child’s bold behavior, u can’t just ignore it and hope it’ll go away

[laur🌿 @laurentkdoyle]

always thought that the beer garden was an actual pub itself and now i’m so confused like where do yous all go when you’d say oh goin the beer garden

[laur🌿 @laurentkdoyle]

my dad just asked me if i want me motorbike sprayed pink and honestly boys might do it

[laur🌿 @laurentkdoyle]

honestly no need to ask, offers there for all X https://t.co/I7lXrQZIMa

[Ali$on @alisonhawkins3]

Now that Lauren has a motorbike I wonder if she’ll run me over if I ask

[laur🌿 @laurentkdoyle]

“i just need someone who’s solely there just to make sure i’m okay”- alison hawkins

[laur🌿 @laurentkdoyle]

pretty sure i met the fella i wanna marry at academy but alison pulled me away instead of lettin me go back with him, HES FUCKING SCOTTISH GIRLS

[laur🌿 @laurentkdoyle]

ever just no longer friends with someone and the drama in your life literally just halfs cause same

[laur🌿 @laurentkdoyle]

why do people ask why you’re single as if you can go into a shop and pick a fella off a fuckin shelf

[laur🌿 @laurentkdoyle]

my Granda just rang me for a chat cause we haven’t seen eachother in so long, how cute😭

[Caoimhe Byrne @caoimhe_byrne3]

“Stop crying”
“Relax”
“Calm down will u”
“What u getting panicked for”
“Shut up crying”
“Why you sobbing for no reason”
“How the fuck does this make you anxious”
“Give over will ye”

THANK U YOUR KIND WORDS HELPED SO MUCH

[laur🌿 @laurentkdoyle]

a girls clothes does not define the respect she has for herself or the respect that she deserves