Lauren Fountain

[Morgan Fountain @MORGANLFOUNTAIN]

Get my family’s name out of your mouth @Drake

[Lauren Fountain @laurfount]

@Parsnippers If you’re a David Lynch and/or Kyle MacLachlan fan definitely watch the ‘84 movie (if you haven’t already!)

[Lauren Fountain @laurfount]

@Parsnippers @JeffDLowe Lee O. gets me every time

[Lauren Fountain @laurfount]

How I picture my antibodies after the second dose of that sweet sweet vax

[Lauren Fountain @laurfount]

I am distraught over the lack of Jurassic Park references

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Experts at the St. Louis Zoo are trying to figure out how a 62-year-old ball python laid seven eggs despite not being near a male python for at least two decades.

https://t.co/6TuAODZN7X

[Lauren Fountain @laurfount]

I would die for this man

[Bassey @Basseyworld]

There’s this man on TikTok who has been trying to kick his soda addiction. He posts every single day just to tell you that he’s had “no fizzy drinks today” and it is the most wholesome and endearing thing.

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

PETITION TO REPLACE EVERY STATUE OF CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS WITH A STATUE OF A FAR SUPERIOR ITALIAN MAN, BOBBY BACALA

[Lauren Fountain @laurfount]

@Kelseyboarmann Every card you put down Kara refused to read 😂

[Lauren Fountain @laurfount]

The Gondalorian (2019)

[Lauren Fountain @laurfount]

@LightsCameraPod Vanilla pudding is absolutely ruined for me

[Lauren Fountain @laurfount]

@Mat_inThehat9 Maybe bashing your gf’s team isn’t the best way to keep her around 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

ESPN is really diversifying with the new body issue

[Lauren Fountain @laurfount]

@allisonmsmith11 I need to get that girl a Red Sox one ❤️💙

[Lauren Fountain @laurfount]

@Mat_inThehat9 @JeffDLowe Just guys bein dudes

[Lauren Fountain @laurfount]

@_connorfountain Thank you WEF for getting me out of many tickets because police officers thought I was Bill #RIPIP

[Lauren Fountain @laurfount]

@Shmergzzz @FlyingOrr4 I shit you not I was just flooded with memories from elementary school when I would get in trouble and sent to my room. I would listen to that song and play yoshi on my gameboy through my tears.

[Lauren Fountain @laurfount]

@Mat_inThehat9 @crucialstates You’re Dorchester trash.

[Lauren Fountain @laurfount]

@crucialstates @Mat_inThehat9 @Mat_inThehat9 you’re always retweeting things about CT. Are you, dare I say, jealous??

[Don Orsillo @DonOrsillo]

Lol. Can’t believe it’s been 12 years!