laur healz

world’s most professional woman

[laur healz @laurhealey]

post-gym walking to your car in the rain… one of life’s little joys

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@nononowuh our education was honestly unrivaled

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using the “look confused until a man helps you” tactic to learn new life skills…. that’s feminism babey!

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peace and love

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shock and horror at the local Walgreens: all the eldest daughters are scrambling because all of the “For Dad- From Both” cards are sold out

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is anyone else scared for 2024 lol

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@molls_balls8 i’m taking this as a sign today that it’s okay that i didn’t go to law school

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every time i see a post on facebook that says “renting out a room, single women only!” and it’s posted by a 40+ year old single man, i lose three days off my life

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just saw someone charging $2000 a month to rent a ROOM… in CORAL SPRINGS…

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@nononowuh i loved austin when i went, the rest of texas idk about. it gets SO hot there in the summer and it’s kinda expansive :/ (also a red state but Austin is a little blue bubble)

[laur healz @laurhealey]

I would love some personal recs on places to move to that aren’t in florida and you don’t have to be crazy rich to live in!!! just curious where people have liked living

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@nononowuh i would eat 4/6 of these and i’m not sorry

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@nononowuh @sadyungwoman i love u🥰

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the dental hygienist this morning said “wow, so you’re like a real adult” when i told her about my job. i know girl i’m shocked too

[laur healz @laurhealey]

@Brend_on_eil honesty i should just pick a weekend and come lol

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how is this real??? $1600 a month for a room?

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this is me btw. this is who ur being mean to when ur being mean to me.