Laurie

[Laurie @laurieblase]

I love that he’s manifesting

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

[Mogul Mc @MonteMFMogul]

@DemocraticWins

[Laurie @laurieblase]

@FlynnUnbound This is my pet peeve 😡

[Katherine Barts @RFuryNews]

Another day, another headline trying to gaslight us into thinking everything's fine while the house burns. If you're out here fact-checking the circus like I am, what's the most unhinged thing you've seen this week? Let's roast it properly. No mansplaining allowed.
Biggest clown in the ring right now:

[Laurie @laurieblase]

@heynavtoor Thank you!!

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

YES. YES. I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS. I started a spreadsheet in 2019 tracking every category where America is number one globally and people keep asking me to stop bringing it to Thanksgiving.

We lead the PLANET in medical debt. Not the developed world. The PLANET. There are countries where "medical bankruptcy" doesn't translate because the CONCEPT doesn't exist in their language. We invented it. We EXPORTED it as a field of academic study. German researchers fly here to observe it happening in real time. They take NOTES. We are a living laboratory and the experiment is "what if you made people choose between insulin and rent." We chose. Exposed. This is the thing we're best at.

We lead in incarceration. More humans in cages than China. China has 1.4 billion people and an authoritarian government and we STILL have more prisoners. We beat AUTHORITARIANS at their own game using FREEDOM. We did it with both parties cooperating across NINE administrations. Name ONE other bipartisan project that lasted fifty years. You can't. This is our moon landing. We just don't film it.

We lead in insulin pricing. $300 for a vial that costs $30 in Canada. Canada is VISIBLE FROM DETROIT. You can see Canada from a Walgreens parking lot where someone is deciding between half-doses. The same molecule. The same manufacturer. The border adds $270 of LEADERSHIP. That's what leading looks like. It looks like a 900% markup on not dying.

We lead in mass shootings. Not per capita. Not adjusted. RAW TOTAL. We have so many that researchers had to invent subcategories. School. Workplace. Concert. Grocery store. We have a TAXONOMY. Other countries have incidents. We have a CLASSIFICATION SYSTEM with peer-reviewed SORTING CRITERIA. That's infrastructure. That's RIGOR.

We lead in healthcare spending AND in maternal mortality among rich nations. Simultaneously. We spend $4.3 trillion a year and mothers die at rates that would concern a developing nation. We spent MORE money to get WORSE outcomes so consistently that it can't be incompetence. Incompetence wouldn't be this RELIABLE. This takes PLANNING. This is an ACHIEVEMENT of systems working exactly as designed across multiple industries cooperating to extract value from the specific biological event of someone trying not to die.

We lead in per-capita spending on our military while our veterans sleep in tents. We allocated $886 billion to defense and our soldiers come home to a VA waitlist so long that some of them die on it. We spent the money. We just didn't spend it on THEM. The money went somewhere. It led the way. Just not toward the people who fought.

I printed this tweet on a 24x36 poster. It's in my living room. My wife moved out last month but she didn't take the poster so I think she agrees.

[Laurie @laurieblase]

@MediawatchNw That’s fantastic!!

[Laurie @laurieblase]

@BigShankkz October 😈

[The real John Feal @JohnFeal1]

@elonmusk Shut up Elon! Rigging elections, stealing SS#'s, cutting vital govt jobs, and being a complete asshole is an act of high treason against the people of America.

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

@SenTuberville Remember when you created a fake veterans “foundation” to play golf and give yourself a pick up truck? I do. Feels like it’s a time to update that and remind everyone what an unrepentant piece of shit you are.

[Darshak Rana ⚡️ @thedarshakrana]

It took me 4 years to understand this; but I will teach in just 2 minutes:

#1. Don't go to a party you aren't invited to.

[Laurie @laurieblase]

@FlynnUnbound That you are ticklish behind your neck. So am I.

[Laurie @laurieblase]

@Riverrunsred44 Not all of us. I would rather celebrate March 14th. That’s steak and blowjob day.

[Side-eye guy👀 @AntnySchmantny]

@thejackhopkins Has anyone ever seen Harriet Hageman and George Santos in the same room?

[Laurie @laurieblase]

@Riverrunsred44 That’s a great night!!

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

So let’s stop the games.

If you want this fight, @RepJamesComer, let’s have it—in public.

You love to talk about transparency. There’s nothing more transparent than a public hearing, cameras on.

We will be there.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

You have to visit my profile regularly if you want to see my tweets. It's the only way. Elon has me on his shit list. Retweet for visibility

[Laurie @laurieblase]

@JohnFeal1 @rittenhouse2a Except he’s not lonely anymore. Can you believe somebody actually married that turd?!?!