Lauren Henderson

🐝 kind

[Sallie Hammett @SallieGHammett]

I wrote my dog an obituary because of course I did. He was the best boy.

[The Dodo @dodo]

These heroes rushed in to save the dogs who were left alone in the hurricane ❤️ (via @peta + @ruptly)

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Missed Bachelor? Here’s a recap of every episode ever:

Her: I have a hard time opening up.

Him: I’m different.

Her: Okay, I’ll open up.

Harrison: Take a moment, say your goodbyes.

Her(crying in limo): I’ll die alone.

Him (toasting other women): We’re going to Jamaica!

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

The Bachelor called to say I’d PROBABLY be “Bachelor of the Century”, like last year, but I’d have to agree to an interview and major photo shoot. I said probably is no good but accepted anyway bc I have nothing else going on.

[Lauren Henderson @LaurMichHen4]

@realDonaldTrump R u ok?

[Lauren Henderson @LaurMichHen4]

A good way to determine if ur an asshole is if ur on the L surrounded by people standing who ran 26.2 miles for charity and ur sitting.

[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

As for Hjalmarsson, fair thee well. Since he will take the ice for Phoenix, we will never ever see his playoff beard again.

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

I encourage everyone to engage in constructive forms of communication that reject prejudice towards others and foster hope and trust today.

[Lauren Henderson @LaurMichHen4]

Celebrating neuroscience being halfway over with some BINGO!… https://t.co/JSqR4Ze5M5

[Lauren Henderson @LaurMichHen4]

@stephadam814 Dawn strikes again. Just take the Hogwarts Express right down to SLU. #MuggleProbz

[Steph Adamczyk @stephadam814]

The bar me and Lauren are currently at is carpeted. I wish everyone could experience suburbia.

[Steph Adamczyk @stephadam814]

"Wanna hear about something I did that was nice??" -@LaurMichHen4 #goodheart

[Lauren Henderson @LaurMichHen4]

@KEMcandrew hahaha. You gonna hit up all 2 bars?!?!

[Steph Adamczyk @stephadam814]

daylight savings is such an underrated holiday.

[Lauren Henderson @LaurMichHen4]

@BiancaStodden @paigestodden @lauryntweets @Shitmarfysays HAHAHA I love it! I will come visit soon- I promise!!

[NHL @NHL]

'Twas the night before hockey.

[Lauren Henderson @LaurMichHen4]

Trying to make a LinkedIn (sp?) on my lunch hour. Is this what adulthood is like?