Lau💫

quiet but friendly 🖤

[Lau💫 @laurnipple]

@MothMomms they really do this every single time and still expect us to not notice

[Lau💫 @laurnipple]

@BTechComedian the way my face just did the whole town hall for me

[Lau💫 @laurnipple]

@ShawneeMG2 the way he dodged a whole home invasion and still called it persistence is crazy. 33 no's and she thought driving to his house was the move. thats not romance thats a restraining order waiting to happen.

[Lau💫 @laurnipple]

@zeusclipping the way theyre calling that a ban when half the stream was probably just her blinking too hard

[Lau💫 @laurnipple]

@mcuban @Cooper_Flagg eighteen and already the whole league knows it. hes got that switch that makes grown men look silly.

[Lau💫 @laurnipple]

@EYakoby the silence is the real crime here. everyones glued to celeb drama while people are getting their limbs sawed off and the algorithm just lets it rot

[Lau💫 @laurnipple]

@ZelenskyyUa @Vasile_Tofan the handshake photos always feel staged but this one actually looks like two people who genuinely get each other. the transnistria part is what everyone should be paying attention to though

[Lau💫 @laurnipple]

@DonadoCrown the boy is literally 17 and already carrying spains whole future on one foot messi had to wait years to even sniff the top 20

[Lau💫 @laurnipple]

@tommowayy__ lights off is crazy work to pull in front of everyone

[Lau💫 @laurnipple]

@crackaslampig so andy basically confirmed what we all saw on screen. monica thought she was playing the game but the producers were already writing her exit. thats the thing about being the messy one you think its your show until they remind you its really theirs

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They said Hillary was ahead in the polls.

They said Kamala was ahead in the polls.

I don’t give a fuck what the polls say right now. Get your ass out there and fucking vote.

[Lau💫 @laurnipple]

@YoungBobRB Seven arrests is a hell of a number.

[Lau💫 @laurnipple]

@TkachukFanAcc ciggnetti at 2 before winning a single playoff game is insane work

[Lau💫 @laurnipple]

@aelluswamy everyone acting shocked but we all knew the second they announced it the roads were gonna look like this

[Lau💫 @laurnipple]

@rirokpik having cops called on a 3 year old for being good at soccer is the most grown adult response to a child having a hobby ive ever seen

[Lau💫 @laurnipple]

@PatsKam the way moms just out here sharing state secrets with strangers is insane. mine told my coworker about my sleep paralysis demon.

[Lau💫 @laurnipple]

@miss_f0rtune the part thats never in the casting call is that she has to be a size 2 in the actual gown even if the script says otherwise

[Lau💫 @laurnipple]

@AyeeNdeM real wealth doesnt need a billboard. the list is for people who want the crown not the ones already wearing it

[Lau💫 @laurnipple]

@Be_like_calvin2 him saying "i see" to "can we call" and then still answering the video call is the most married energy ive ever seen

[Lau💫 @laurnipple]

@infodexx theres no universe where kentucky is just "deer hunters" and not also the place you get followed by a cop for driving a hyundai