lauren

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[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

“we’ve got over 50 beers on tap” wow that’s great miller lite please

[꩜ m ꩜ @twoheadedm0th]

nothing wrong with a lil pearl jam

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

farting so loud at petsmart that the parakeets start acting up

[alan b. @inceptstellar]

apple store employees when you ask them if the phone you just bought for $2000 has a charger included

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

When I check out with $377.40 worth of groceries and the cashier asks if I want to donate a dollar for starving children https://t.co/rjyrRZgMPI

[lauren @laurrjohnsonn]

@MajestyRia https://t.co/oFccNJ0Wzc
the ABC brand… specifically their brava sauce…. 🔥

[Jumpr @_harmpit]

Lindsey Graham at the gates of hell:

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[deleting tweet] too coherent

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

Happy birthday, weed

[tani @keepupwithtani]

Once you realize everyone is lame you’re free.

[aj @trafficparadise]

south park writers hearing the news about kristi noem’s husband

[lauren @laurrjohnsonn]

@Andy Lauren from Benton,Arkansas: Carl-Have you ever considered Kyle employing you at your most unemployable as an investment within itself?You were even the spokesperson for his NA line.Forget the 10K-do you think Soft Bar would’ve existed without his investment in you to begin with?

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

i need bethenny frankel to do this immediately omg the horsepower clenched up in that jaw would probably snap the doctors arm off

[lauren @laurrjohnsonn]

@WastgTimeWBravo he looks like the cat in the hat

[lauren @laurrjohnsonn]

@theashleyray @syd_the_squid97 she usually throws her “white” parties during filming though

[lauren @laurrjohnsonn]

@willjames93 Rob wanted someone with weak conviction so he could make all of the decisions lol

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

zara larsson sang an acoustic version of ‘midnight sun’ at the grammys ❦ 

[Luannsmugshot @luannsmugshoot]

Missing my girls more than usual today

[lauren @laurrjohnsonn]

@AlexanderGlista 2700K