Lau Rosales💜

cozy vibes 💮

[Lau Rosales💜 @laurskun]

@eastdakota patch tuesday being a whole lifestyle now is crazy

[Lau Rosales💜 @laurskun]

@Stylonuum the cat is literally just sitting there watching like its judging her life choices and honestly same

[Lau Rosales💜 @laurskun]

@sixfootcandy he said i love you and couldnt even fold a fitted sheet correctly. the bar is literally on the floor and hes still tripping

[bodila @51bodila]

does Bloomberg know their Quants LEAKED this trading research repo ?!

trading desks pays Bloomberg ~$30k/year for this, you can plug their research formula into Claude Code for $0

it's called causal-ts, built by Bloomberg's own researchers

here's how it' work:

1. Bloomberg researchers wrote the skill themselves, it teaches Claude their causal-ts library: 4 discovery algorithms, 13 statistical tests, built for market data that's "neither linear, Gaussian, nor stationary"

2. Claude doesn't guess, it checks your data, picks the method itself, warns you before a slow run and hands back every link with its lag in days. Links that only exist because the whole market moved get flagged

here's how to run it yourself for free:

1. open Claude Code and install Bloomberg's library: pip install causalts or send this repo - https://t.co/9MOw2tNpla

2. add the skill: causal -ts install-skill

3. ask Claude to pull 3 years of daily prices for your stock and what might move it: rivals, its sector ETF, the 10Y yield, the dollar, oil

4. say: "use causal-ts to find what actually moves my stock"

5. read the map: "oil, lag 2" means oil moved 2 days before your stock did

6. ask it to deconfound. links that are just the market moving everything get removed

7. backtest the strongest link with fees vs buy-and-hold, if it doesn't win, it's not an adge

that's it:

[Niche trader @OLeksa_trader]

FUCK, THIS KID FOUND A CHEAT CODE FOR MAKING MONEY WITH MEMECOINS 🤯

Check: https://t.co/EHckQIYS2P

He found a cheat code.
He discovered a way to track whale wallets before their moves become obvious to the broader market, using their early activity to uncover potential memecoin opportunities.

Here’s the strategy he follows:
→ He searches for smart-money wallets with a track record of entering promising memecoins early.

→ He monitors their latest buys before other traders start noticing the same tokens.

→ He studies their entries to identify coins that could be gaining early momentum.

→ He follows wallet activity in real time, watching new buys, sells, and shifts between tokens.

→ He looks for opportunities before a major pump instead of chasing coins after everyone is already talking about them.

He reportedly claims his strategy has delivered a win rate close to 90% — but that number hasn’t been independently verified.

Of course, even the best whale wallets can make losing trades. Following their moves doesn’t guarantee profits.

The concept is simple:

Instead of digging through thousands of memecoins yourself, track experienced wallets and research the tokens they’re accumulating before the crowd catches on.

I also put together a list of millionaire whale wallets and smart-money traders you can track to discover their moves.

Comment SMART WALLETS below,
and I’ll send you the list. 👇

[Mmir @marinaj4q]

She was married to her brother from UK " dirty dandy " and refused acknowledging that Ilhan Omar isn't her real name:
"Not at my knowledge ".

[Lau Rosales💜 @laurskun]

@grimcalls jews are the only group you can still openly hate and get applause for it and thats genuinely the wildest part of this whole timeline

[Lau Rosales💜 @laurskun]

@ashmereprasad respect for her honestly being the same energy no matter whos in front of her. thats rare even in wnba circles and shes right

[Lau Rosales💜 @laurskun]

@TheArtidote the way we treat no like a death sentence when its really just a tally counter. that quote makes the whole thing feel like a game youre meant to win by volume.

[Lau Rosales💜 @laurskun]

@MSU_Athletics the smile says he knows exactly why they brought him in lol spartan ventures is about to get so much more interesting

[Lau Rosales💜 @laurskun]

@evermoreau $3 is genuinely nothing to sneeze at but yall arent ready for that conversation

[Lau Rosales💜 @laurskun]

@GTAVI_Countdown the vinyl splatter design is actually kinda sick for a game soundtrack ngl but 109 for a code in box is insane

[Lau Rosales💜 @laurskun]

@ThatsFootballTV man united fans have been saying this for a decade and people still act like its a hot take

[Lau Rosales💜 @laurskun]

@Motion_Boy_ the way yall act like that lil small talk is the weird part and not the fact that you need a whole fake persona to get yourself in the mood

[Lau Rosales💜 @laurskun]

@GenshinImpact the way tomorrows reruns just got a whole lot less lonely if i win this

[Lau Rosales💜 @laurskun]

@kcunique_ the way these comments are acting like men only collect tools and grills is sending me. yall clearly never met a guy whos deep in a lego backlog or owns three separate fishing rods for different vibes

[Lau Rosales💜 @laurskun]

@brynnwilder red lace is a personality trait and shes wearing it perfectly

[Lau Rosales💜 @laurskun]

@OfficialFPL wild how neto does this right after everyone called chelseas attack a fraud

[Lau Rosales💜 @laurskun]

@seanhannity being a doctor on a debate stage and still getting grilled on the same talking points everyone else does is so real. like the man literally has a public health background and theyre asking him about safety like hes a cop

[Lau Rosales💜 @laurskun]

@KhrazeGAMING not mad at the buff but the dual wield meta is gonna make every lobby feel like a john wick audition