Insert my real name.

good woman \\ bad girl

[Insert my real name. @laurtheslore]

@FlyFrontier way to direct customers to the unmanned customer service desk

[Insert my real name. @laurtheslore]

@AskLyft @lyft driver’s car was having issues & said he was going to cancel the ride - instead I was charged & had to call an Uber to get home…app won’t let me request a price adjustment…help pls

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[Insert my real name. @laurtheslore]

@British_Airways I just landed on flight BA0273 but left my black LARQ water bottle by the window of seat 55A - there’s no one available to help post customs in SAN. Please help!

[Insert my real name. @laurtheslore]

@tankkapotamus That’s INSANE - how can I help? I’m sure my current employer isn’t at the top of your list but beyond keeping eyes/ears out for friends’ employers’ roles - how can I help? 💜

[Insert my real name. @laurtheslore]

@FitbitSupport are you planning on bring back bingo? That’s the only reason I bought premium, very disappointed

[Insert my real name. @laurtheslore]

Two trees please 🌳 🌳 #betterplanet #changebankingforgood

[Insert my real name. @laurtheslore]

@dansaysget Lmao yes and why tf did the skip a week

[Insert my real name. @laurtheslore]

@UOHelpMe the UO Mood Bubble Mini Glass 4oz Candle in color Nirvana arrived damaged. Can you send me a replacement? Tried using your chat feature but no one was available. Order number TP37855322. Thanks!

[hennywise the clown @dansaysget]

bro did you just seriously chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of?

[Insert my real name. @laurtheslore]

“Once I take a dump, it’s over for you bitches.” #Tweetsfromreallife

[Insert my real name. @laurtheslore]

Root root for the home team. #FinalFour2023

[Insert my real name. @laurtheslore]

@lifeasryguy I will smuggle you out & we can live out our days in Australia; I will train my pet kangaroo to kick people in the face if they say anything even remotely bigoted; Macaroni can hang in it’s pooch🦘

[a. Benjamin @a_benjamin]

When millennials start getting cremated

[Insert my real name. @laurtheslore]

Straight men are, and I mean this with every fucking ounce of my being, absolute vermin & deserve to be forcibly removed from this planet.

[Insert my real name. @laurtheslore]

@lifeasryguy +1

[Insert my real name. @laurtheslore]

Let me go, let me be if I can, let me not be if I can’t.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Midsommar / Midwintar