lauryn, mother of dragons

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Kansas get ready to learn what a polycule is

[Joe McMahon @JoealdenMcMahon]

I can finally start using my litter box again at work

[saoirse ⚞•⚟ @violynluvr]

55 PRONOUNS 55 ABORTIONS 55 TRANSITIONS

[peanut @amoxicillinhter]

REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Every fucking one of these documents is like

From: <███████>
To: jeevacation@ gmail. com

Subject: Crimes

I loved killing all those people with you last week. Do it again soon?

Sent From My iPad

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

The top 10% now hold 67.4% of all the wealth in the US.

The bottom 50% hold 2.5%.

[Liam 🇵🇸 @Hezbolsonaro]

Imagine drunk driving this

[matt @mattybtweets69]

I’m experiencing some of beer’s famous side effects

[donald boat @laserboat999]

You never went chalice for chalice with a real goblet sipper bro i can tell

[noah 🎄 @capsboybebop]

as a philadelphia eagles fan since february 2025 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me

[ash♡ྀི @ASHTOPlA]

I feel you Luka… I was traded unexpectedly too 💔

[HYPEX @HYPEX]

A 'BLADE RUNNER 2049 x FORTNITE' COLLAB IS RUMORED TO BE IN THE WORKS 🔥

[VIA @NotPaloleaks]