Lauryn.

She/Her

[james tom @jestom]

their shooters: our shooters:

[helen @SweetHelenade]

Well actually Luigi Mangione was in LA with me all last week so there’s no way sorry guys try again

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

luigi mangione for TIME Person of the Year

[Johan Pablo Petersen @DarkLordeBryan]

Luigi Mangione, alleged suspect in the killing of UHC CEO Brian Thompson.

The manhunt has now ended with investigators declaring "too hot to convict"

[pangie ants @Angiepants]

I hope the UHC CEO shooter is never identified and goes on to become a hero of American folklore for hundreds of years

[chad, biblically accurate angel @endofanerajc]

if mike tyson doesn’t win i think we should just kill jake paul anyway

[tashington @tashpocket]

wishing the inmates success in their endeavors!

[Lauryn. @laurynscott13]

@_kaylee222 Disagreeing with reproductive care should automatically disqualify you from working in the health field. Imagine going through some traumatic ass shit and your NURSE is telling you you’re a terrible person. Disgusting.

[Lauryn. @laurynscott13]

@nasty419_ @contactabrother Please be sure to tell your servers this before they start serving you. They deserve to know to give you the least attention.

[Lauryn. @laurynscott13]

@kirawontmiss Tbh most servers I know in the US would STOP waiting tables if tips weren’t a thing. If they got a base pay & no tips they wouldn’t be making nearly as much as they do in tips unfortunately. The US is beyond help at this point.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

The European mind cannot comprehend this

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Remember — you are what you litter,

(trash.)

[Decadence @Decadence_3]

@fuckyouiquit They want to make Gen Z look bad and all they do is make me like them more every day

They are NOT being whiny snowflakes, they are asking what the coward good at taking it up the butt elders never did - "but why does it have to be like that?"

Redefine "the real world"

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

The kids are alright

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

The Gray Rock Method has been a life changer for me.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

In 2005, a six-month-old kitten named Oscar was adopted by a nursing home in the US to be raised as a therapy cat. However, the workers noticed something peculiar about him.

While Oscar usually preferred to be alone, he occasionally crawled into a resident's bed and snuggled beside them.

The eerie thing about this is that the resident that Oscar would cuddle with would usually die within hours.

Initially, the staff didn't think much of it, but after this happened 20 times, they started to believe that Oscar knew when someone was close to passing away, and so when they noticed the cat next to a resident, they would call their loved ones to warn them.

Researchers speculate that Oscar could smell biochemicals released by dying cells and so chose to comfort lonely residents.

On one occasion, the staff was convinced that a resident was about to pass away, but Oscar refused to sit with them. Instead, he chose another resident who looked healthier, and that person passed away first.

Oscar died in 2022, and over the course of his life he accurately predicted over 100 deaths.

[lesbian central 🐘 @bengalesbian]

This man raped calves until they died. He choked baby calves. He needs to put down like a dog with rabies or chemically castrated. He's a danger to society.

[The Woke Mob (Psycho 100) 🩷 🇵🇸 |🔮🎮 @MAGICALGAYMERS]

Remember when Shane Dawson called babies sexy and told his cousin to "shake her tiddies more" when she was like 12 years old