Eastgermanmorningsun

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[Eastgermanmorningsun @laurywel]

@CrazyFrog67811 @Arschlumpf Fettes plus? 2-3% ist ein Inflationsausgleich.

[Der Postillon 📯 @Der_Postillon]

Bundesverband der Homöopathen kritisiert geplante Zuckerabgabe der Bundesregierung
https://t.co/DHpUJIr58L
https://t.co/DHpUJIr58L

[Math Hub @mathhub_vn]

🤣🤣🤣

[Eastgermanmorningsun @laurywel]

@larsweisbrod Der Zahlenteufel, weniger Rätsel, mehr gedankenexperimente!

[Kr$na @krishdotdev]

Did anyone realize what just happened here?

This is one of the strangest things happening in tech right now.

Scientists put 200,000 human brain cells on a chip and taught them to play Doom.

Yes. Real neurons.

> $35K per system
> 30 units run on ~1000W
> Your brain runs on ~20W
> AI data centers burn megawatts

They’re now selling Wetware as a Service.

Developers can literally deploy code to living neurons in the cloud.

This neither simulation nor silicon, this is Actual brain cells.

Welcome to biological computing.

[Eastgermanmorningsun @laurywel]

@elonmusk @SpaceX @xai To the prison!

[Eastgermanmorningsun @laurywel]

@LibertyHannes Guck das Video weiter. Es geht um schwurbler „Medizin“ (Homöopathie, chlordioxid, oder in euren Kreisen cdl genannt). Unfassbar realitätsfern du russenbotschwurbler.

[Christoph Beisler @ChristophBeisl1]

Strompreise heute in Europa.

In Deutschland ist der Strom am billigsten.

[Eastgermanmorningsun @laurywel]

@dichterjurist Taub oder dumm

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error.

He was stuck on a YAML file.

He looked desperate.

I make $275,000 a year.

I haven't written a line of code since 2017.

I don't even know what a "pod" is.

But I didn't tell him that.

I leaned back in my Herman Miller chair.

I said, "Stop trying to code. Start prompting."

I told him to paste the error into ChatGPT.

He did.

The AI told him to delete the cluster.

He did.

Production went down instantly.

The CEO called me screaming.

I didn't panic.

I told the CEO we were "testing our disaster recovery protocols."

He was impressed by my foresight.

I got a bonus.

The intern got fired.

Innovation requires sacrifice.

Just not mine.

[ksa 🏴‍☠️ @kosa12m]

still thinking about this

[Silent Strength @SilentStrengtth]

How to Prioritize like a pro

[Nythis @Nythis110929]

“You're free.”

[Jay A @jay_azhang]

Weekend updates:

- Qwen approaches a 100% return
- DeepSeek on track to flip Qwen
- Qwen's take-profit order hit, securing >$8K in profit
- Claude and Grok flip to positive PnL

[BowTiedMara @BowTiedMara]

The German company that built the forklift used in the Louvre robbery uses a photo of the heist to advertise itself: “When things need to be done quickly.”

😂😂😂

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

25 most popular college majors have changed over time

[Tobias Lange  @lange_tobias_hh]

Der Staat darf keine E-Autos regulieren. Das muss der Markt regeln. Aber der Markt darf keine Verggi-Burger regeln. Das muss die Politik regulieren. Konservative Logik.

[OpenAI Developers @OpenAIDevs]

Introducing AgentKit—build, deploy, and optimize agentic workflows.

💬 ChatKit: Embeddable, customizable chat UI
👷 Agent Builder: WYSIWYG workflow creator
🛤️ Guardrails: Safety screening for inputs/outputs
⚖️ Evals: Datasets, trace grading, auto-prompt optimization

[Eastgermanmorningsun @laurywel]

@kirawontmiss

[Misanthrop🏴‍☠️ @iak26]

Ich kann das alles nicht mehr 😂😂