andy

me! @bluedeputyband

[andy @lavathem]

when i worked in the bakery at m&s people who asked about my job would react like i fought in nam

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

Clapping on the doorstep at 8pm every Thursday for the M&S cookie bakers

[andy @lavathem]

muppet movie is the only way i can combat the sunday scaries

[andy @lavathem]

sometimes even frogs have rainy days

[tate @octatate]

when the inbound and outbound trains arrive at the same time i start clapping like a seal

[pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot]

[RETURN OF THE JEDI] The spark is gone from Yoda’s eyes; the little green sage looks swollen and baggy—he has been given horrible fuzz all over, as if he were a peach—and the way he’s lighted he isn’t even green. (1983)

[esme 🌊 @22_moreminutes]

“i wish there was someone to transport oxygen through my body”

the humble red blood cell:

[andy @lavathem]

feel like her every time someone asks what my songs are about

[andy @lavathem]

africa splitting update

[angel of the lanes @ThomasSilken]

Tourism Ireland has rejected my rebrand to call it the Woke Atlantic Way

[andy @lavathem]

@Milo_Edwards Have fun on ur Hajj 🙌

[duncan b-梁 🦦🇵🇸 @dunksdeux]

doctor: and what brings you in today?

me: i ate so many herb and garlic stuffed olives that my tummy hurts

doctor: i see. [writes in his notebook: gourmand. excellent taste.]

[andy @lavathem]

@Milo_Edwards Class tysm!

[andy @lavathem]

this is the vibe my flatmates 2 years ago thought they were curating when our living room decorations consisted of a cardboard cutout of hasbulla and a small framed photo of the previous tenants that they’d left behind

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

Minimalist home interior

[appo 🇵🇸🔻 @PISSDRlNKER]

beautiful women called Vodafone are messaging me telling me about exclusive deals

[andy @lavathem]

Opened chrome to troubleshoot an issue we were having with logic yesterday and my last two google searches were “can you be slightly colourblind” followed by “dignitas”

[cam @luckiestgirl420]

if youre timid in college they take you out back and shoot you

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

the portrait in his attic grows more hideous by the day

[Love Takes Smiles @fartdysphoria]

[family feud but for poor little downtrodden victorian era boys]

steve harvey: We asked 100 people! What *is* the tastiest food?

chimneysweep william: well... um... gruel is ever so yum . i must say gruel .

[the incorrect buzzer sound causes chimneysweep william to cry]