lavender menacing

history will absolve me.

[lillia 🌷 @lilliaseae]

im crying bro the outfit is REAL.. they got her a lil safety vest and construction toys😭😭😭😭😭😭

[lavender menacing @lavenderdanger]

@rosedragonpdx You didn't make her a fire sign? 😂

[lavender menacing @lavenderdanger]

@madison_tayt I need to start doing this again on my shoulders. No amount of sunscreen fully blocks the rays here. 🫠 Thinking of fun pattern ideas...

[lavender menacing @lavenderdanger]

@queerelladevil I want to watch it, but I'm scared. A sad animal movie will destroy me for months. I'm still not fully recovered from Okja a few years ago.

[lavender menacing @lavenderdanger]

@WNBA vs

I thought I was just on a very specific Threads algo, but the whole place is just Like That wrt basketball.
https://t.co/Q6gqqP434l

[lavender menacing @lavenderdanger]

peeking at the replies on the same @wnba post across both Twitter and Threads...this place is a hazardous waste bin

[lavender menacing @lavenderdanger]

@WNBA And not nearly as much attention on top of the biowaste here.

[esoteric fat boy @esotericfatboy]

told mom n dad today i was surprised they didnt spank the dog when he chewed up my moms sandals and they were like "oh my god? we would literally never do that? he's a child he doesnt know any better??" and i genuinely felt something snap inside of me

[We’re Losing Recipes! @SoualiganAmazon]

I’m sorry but at what point do yall stop dancing like circus monkeys and acknowledge that having to jump through hoops to survive is simply unacceptable? The grocery bill is high because of inflation & corporate greed.

[lavender menacing @lavenderdanger]

(it's not possible to make multiple shots out of anything from a 3D printer if those were the only two parts added post-print. every reporter sucks now, or there's holes in that suddenly-admitted story)

[lavender menacing @lavenderdanger]

anyone wanna drop L****'s 3D printer brand, model, and preferred filament type? because if the only added parts were a magazine and silencer...damn. that's some strong plastic.

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

i’m so balls deep in my specific field of study that i keep forgetting it’s not common knowledge that gamergate was Thee lynchpin that rallied young conservative in the 2016 election/bodyslammed the overton window to the right

[🍂 Autumn 🍂 @AutumnTweets]

CVS is telling me my dog is going to be treated as an independent legal adults under HIPAA when he turns 18.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Mayo Clinic is being sued by its former AI compliance lead, who alleges the hospital system concealed its AI tool's 67% error rate at the expense of patients, per Futurism.

[lavender menacing @lavenderdanger]

@MaryBadThings I always reported these listings. Idealist was pretty good at forcing corrections.

[Three-Eyed Raisin @GulagJamun_]

Chinese interview: The concept of atonement didn’t really exist in Ancient Greece and it didn’t exist in Homer’s Odyssey. It exists in your Odyssey. Did you Christianize the Odyssey?

American interview: spin the snack wheel and then read these thirst tweets they called you zaddy

[Shahanshah of the Internet Age @ChazakielDoremi]

Nobody seems to understand this but I cannot stress enough that a judge told Anthropic that training their AI models didn't constitute copyright violation as long as they 'transferred' the text instead of 'copying' it, legally necessitating the destruction of the books

[Erika @erikaxtc]

Suri dropping Cruise, the Jolie kids dropping Pitt. Love to see people ditching the last names of deadbeat dads.

[paige hettinger @404paigenotfnd]

does anyone know what to do