Maddy

[Maddy @lavendermomy]

if you won world cup what you putting in it 🍹

[Maddy @lavendermomy]

being genderfluid is so funny because it’s like “so you’re non binary?” no bitch i AM the binary, i’m all over that binary like crazy

[Maddy @lavendermomy]

“hey we saw you from across the bar” *me with my whole fist in my mouth*:“mmmphhmmmfff”

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

In 1974, Marina Abramović performed 'Rhythm 0', a performance art piece in which she remained motionless for six hours, allowing the audience to do anything to her without resistance.

On a table beside her were 72 objects. Some were harmless, like a rose and grapes. Others were dangerous, like scissors, a scalpel, and a loaded gun.

Here's what happened to her... (thread) 🧵

[Maddy @lavendermomy]

body is giving turn me upside down and i’ll tell you when it’s been 60 minutes☕️

[Maddy @lavendermomy]

“your body, my choice” ok, your dick my

[Maddy @lavendermomy]

you’re telling me this guy was washing people’s FEET?! day ruined i’m putting this book down. if you ever happen to stumble upon “The Holy Bible” think twice. ew. And this guy gets to have his birthday on Christmas…Life is so not fair.

[Maddy @lavendermomy]

the pronouns about to go crazy after this one

[The Garfield Movie @GarfieldMovie]

The biggest and brightest. Oh, and the moon’s here too.

#GarfieldMovie is exclusively in movie theaters Memorial Day Weekend.

[mile not kilometer @kimeimile]

Doctor said he found out why im always tired and light headed

Him: "Normal iron levels are 30-200"
Me: "uh huh"
Him: "yours is 3"
👩‍🦯

[Maddy @lavendermomy]

listening to 1979 by the smashing pumpkins while walking through seattle and wondering why tf so many cars are beeping? i swear no one knows how to fucking drive here

[gray ☆ @graceegrayy]

me every time i remember that i’m dating my girlfriend

[Maddy @lavendermomy]

update: tickets have been sold!!

[Maddy @lavendermomy]

selling 3 tickets to Faye Webster showbox seattle on november 2nd!! opening night of my show is that night so i’m not able to go #fayewebster #fayewebsterseattle #seattle #showboxseattle

[Maddy @lavendermomy]

@rekaskakahoot hi!! yes i am!! i’ve gotten a couple messages but they’re currently still available!! i have 3 tickets

[Maddy @lavendermomy]

@streeetsweeper hi i just turned them on!!

[Maddy @lavendermomy]

lightweight?? you mean one drink wonder

[Maddy @lavendermomy]

i hate boyfriends

[evillll @pigeon_ping]

look me dead in the eye and tell me she does xanax and smokes ciggs. you’re evil you should be ashamed of yourself. she doesn’t even know what drugs are. she makes pie and spends time with friends ONLY!

[evillll @pigeon_ping]

my best friend sent me a picture of her falling asleep doing her work and i started crying on ft with her because she works so hard and i want her to have a break…if your friends don’t love you like that it’s not real