Lav

i am Lavender or Lav or Dumbass. 24 they/them

[Lav @lavenderstinks]

he taking me to drink at the bowling alley 

[Lav @lavenderstinks]

took an adderall to get a little bananas and ended up feeling the most normal ive ever felt in my life

[Lav @lavenderstinks]

nothing heals a hangover like a crisp fucking coca cola

[s💌 @notanarch1ve]

i have nothing to tweet about due to being in a fulfilling romantic relationship

[Lav @lavenderstinks]

no matter what i do or where i go i will never have anything better than a slim jim

[Lav @lavenderstinks]

bday vibes

[Lav @lavenderstinks]

@natelinares00 LMAO GOOD

[Lav @lavenderstinks]

@natelinares00 #wrong

[Lav @lavenderstinks]

@natelinares00 # iloveumore

[Lav @lavenderstinks]

# forgottotakemymeds
# onmyperiod
# bestfrienddead
# thisbeerissogoodforme

[Lav @lavenderstinks]

no dude don't even worry about me i had a shot of vodka and a shot of vodka and a buzzball and a shot of fireball and a tall can beer and a couple cigarettes, I'm not even thinking about it anymore

[Lav @lavenderstinks]

slapping each others bellies after olive garden, etc.

[cabby @cabby]

scratches my butt

[Lav @lavenderstinks]

love my gay nerd bf

[Lav @lavenderstinks]

in his living room watching hockey putting fucking star wars ornaments on his Yoda topped christmas tree...... alright

[Lav @lavenderstinks]

taking my ocd meds with specifically 3 sips of water so my family doesnt die

[Lav @lavenderstinks]

i have a lot of dad tendencies like sneezing as loud as i fucking can and when i get ready in the morning i gag on my toothbrush as loud as i can and blow the fuck out of my nose fuck it i'll hock up a couple loogies but bro my nose and throat and mouth are so clean and reset

[Lav @lavenderstinks]

why do shoes that r good for back support and standing on ur feet all day and foot pain have to be so fucking uglyyyy like why can u just put that kind of sole on a NORMAL LOOKING SHOE

[Lav @lavenderstinks]

the way i have to spend 6 hours highlighting and lowlighting her hair after this kmmsss

[Lav @lavenderstinks]

on indeed while my clients color remover processes