Chloé 🌻

80s rock enthusiast, serial baker and head of the Dream Daddy protection squad. I'm probably sat on the floor somewhere, watching Youtube videos. (she/her)

[Chloé 🌻 @lavenderwizard]

Hey guess what ? Someone uploaded her first cover to Youtube innit ! It may not be perfect but it's a start ! Please share it with your friends, your grandmas and your dogs ! Thanks ! Cheers !

https://t.co/JPEW6I41nk

[Chloé 🌻 @lavenderwizard]

@ElliotExplicit hello! it seems unlikely but i was just wondering if you were going to hang out at Vidcon London for a bit next weekend? hugs x

[Chloé 🌻 @lavenderwizard]

My twitter family:
Parents: @Val_kng @blazerpurpose
Spouse: @speaklxw
Children: @miseryniamh_ @OllyShrn

via https://t.co/kibikmB11v

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[Chloé 🌻 @lavenderwizard]

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 2 years (since 17 May 2016).
And you? https://t.co/LV2SEaKuLq

[Chloé 🌻 @lavenderwizard]

Hey guess what ? Someone uploaded her first cover to Youtube innit ! It may not be perfect but it's a start ! Please share it with your friends, your grandmas and your dogs ! Thanks ! Cheers !

https://t.co/JPEW6I41nk

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

dan and phil are honoured to announce the return of PIGEON FEST - https://t.co/Okho4XNFn1 (1pm BST) #bird #seed #

[Chloé 🌻 @lavenderwizard]

@elliethemememae @miseryniamh_ I HAVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED AAAAAAAAAAAH (also get your shit together about your age lmao)

[Chloé 🌻 @lavenderwizard]

Hey @miseryniamh_, are you a 50+ pedophile who's trying to steal my info ? https://t.co/mklp93AOqS

[cis pj @givingeulogies]

im trying to prove something to my mom so

rt if you've ever had an internet friend who

- is not 50+ yrs old
- is not trying to steal your information
- is not a pedophile
- isn't creepy
- you love
- who you're really good friends with
- is your best friend

[Chloé 🌻 @lavenderwizard]

Remind me to order the Little Mermaid overalls I saw. Thanks

[Chloé 🌻 @lavenderwizard]

Okay I'm apparently going to Stockholm, London and maybe Disneyland in the space of two weeks this summer. I'm thrilled

[🌿 ellie 🌿 @reddesertellie]

AND WHEN YOUR STITCH COMES LOOSE I WANNA SLEEP ON EVERY PIECE OF FUZZ AND STUFFING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUU YOOUUU I TOOK TOOO MANY HITS OF THIS MEMORY I NEED TO COME DOoOoOoOoWN

[Chloé 🌻 @lavenderwizard]

Cause of death : Damien Haas in a suit in a DeLorean

[Damien Haas @DamienHaas]

At the premiere for Ready Player One, and I could not be more excited. I've already seen it once and would gladly see it a dozen times more.
Thanks for inviting me, @Wes_IRL!

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

HE FUXKUNG DID IT WHAT A LAD

[positivitea @positiveteaa]

you deserve happiness, so please try your best to celebrate every little smile today; i know it’s not easy, but please remember, in times when you can’t smile, that you will be able to again soon - you are so strong, and i’m proud of you for trying

[Stay Strong @bestrongbeautys]

It’s ok for men to show their emotions and be vulnerable.

[FITS @fitsfito]

everyone deserves a great love story ❤️

@lovesimonmovie @beckyalbertalli

[☻ @positiveplants]

TOMORROW IS A NEW DAY!!! U CAN TRY AGAIN!!! YOU CAN LEAVE ALL THE BAD OF TODAY IN TODAY AND MOVE FORWARD

[Chloé 🌻 @lavenderwizard]

@miseryniamh_ Then we're good :D

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

It’s 2018 and most people haven’t figured out that other people are people too.