𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖎𝖓 ☽⚢☾

𝟐𝟒 𖦹 𝖆𝖑𝖙 𖦹 𝖒𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖒/𝖇𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙

[𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖎𝖓 ☽⚢☾ @lavishlarkin]

I love being a chud bro all I do is jack off and eat peanut m&ms. Life is so beautiful

[໊ @user0000O0]

i bet driving into a tree feels good as fuck

[ron zertnert @siguntyr]

white people be like my parents got me into nine inch nails

[Milu @dollisheart]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure

[hot like piss🌱 @rockybiiitch]

First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Woke up and didn’t seemingly unlearn decades of harmful behaviors and cognitive distortions over night. I need to die

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[Antinea @smetanapickles]

i love in the way only a girl who was ugly and neglected as a child can

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

they should put proximity chat in cars

[Django Gold @django]

I just ate a huge bag of gummy bears and now my stomach hurts, do you think I have cancer?

[𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖎𝖓 ☽⚢☾ @lavishlarkin]

lifelong depression while having like 10 years of therapy under your belt can be so funny bc you'll be in a really dark place and then you're like. Oh I think I'll be okay, I just need to watch Tinkerbell and cry actually. anyway guess who is watching Tinkerbell today

[𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖎𝖓 ☽⚢☾ @lavishlarkin]

@ScreamFantasyy yeah, but so is posting the crazy shit that you can't say to people who actually know you

[𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖎𝖓 ☽⚢☾ @lavishlarkin]

idk why people lie on the internet. I use the internet as my outlet to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.. so help me God

[manuel @manwelllb_]

bestfriend and I going thru the exact same situation in different fonts

[Nozer @JohnThePapist]

I was looking for sex and then I had sex and heaven knows I'm miserable now

[𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖎𝖓 ☽⚢☾ @lavishlarkin]

@ScreamFantasyy bro I watched a movie earlier and I was legit like. Damn I'm so glad I didn't see this in theaters because everyone would see and HEAR me ugly sobbing 😭😭😭

[𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖎𝖓 ☽⚢☾ @lavishlarkin]

@TwerkItDownChlo @ScreamFantasyy okay miss Twerk It Down Chlo

[Biscuit Wife 𓅃 @Biscuit__Dog]

Met a golden retriever named "Charlie Kirk's Eternal Flame Reborn" today at the dog park

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved