Landon Watson

[Landon Watson @lawatson647]

Ever not had someone start a group chat with 5 people with the same name...? Can't relate

[Evan Fox @evanfoxy]

Pat can’t tweet right now due to the verified lockdown sooo... He wanted me to tweet that he’ll give $1000 to a random who retweets this tweet

[Ethanos @ethanlw123]

I’ll be back in 10 years. #Wizard101

[Thomas LaMountain @ThomasLaMounta2]

Honestly, I’m not gonna take a bullet for you but like I’ll try to throw something in front of you.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Bernie Tests Negative For President
https://t.co/hLmc8l1NcB

[Isa O’Connor @isaroconnor]

As a college student I have been
~ laid off my part time job
~ denied unemployment
~ left out of the COVID-19 relief package
~ left out of my parents relief package
~ rejected from multiple jobs bc online class schedule
~ gotten 0 refund from my tuition and housing

[trævis @RawsonTW]

I’m sick to my stomach. Congress just excluded one of the poorest demographics from the largest economic stimulus package in the history of the world. Are you a college student whose parents still claim you as a dependent? Well you get absolutely nothing from the stimulus bill.

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

beginning to suspect that all the actors in porn may not actually be in love with one another before engaging in a sexual relationship

[Landon Watson @lawatson647]

Can someone check on this man please

[Thomas LaMountain @ThomasLaMounta2]

Dear white girls,

No one cares that you are getting sushi

[Cury @cury_arms]

I’m pissed

[Cury @cury_arms]

I don’t care how old I am...if my sister gets more presents than me I’m gonna be pissed

[Landon Watson @lawatson647]

@CarsenGobber Would’ve been funnier if you said *goldenboy 6/10

[local witch @_imGABulous_]

hi it’s me again 💀 shameless plug to boost my spooky business so hit up my instagram for more shiiiiiii @gabriellartistry or @__gabriellamoore thank ya thank ya

[Yikes @sqrlbrace]

Girls really think boys only think about sex but when the gangs together all we do is plan insurance fraud

[Landon Watson @lawatson647]

@chakechake1228

[Ethanos @ethanlw123]

A dream come true! @CornNuts

[Carsen @CarsenGobber]

who has 2nd lunch