Jack Who Time Forgot

I dunno man

[tino @mirthincarnate]

my hat when i get a smooch on the cheek from a dame

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

(If I was at the roast of Kevin Hart)

Pete Davidson is here! Pete’s dated Ariana Grande, Kim Kardashian, EmRata, and many others

(Turn to Pete)

Hey Pete! All of those memories are now but ash in the sands of time

[Jack Who Time Forgot @laweebce]

Sometimes it’s the Hoes who are scaring Me 🥺

[Jack Who Time Forgot @laweebce]

The ichiban confections minigame in yakuza: like a dragon has convinced me that i am Made For A Board Room more than 17 years of schooling Ever Could

[Jack Who Time Forgot @laweebce]

The Sentra is the most Sensual model of nissan

[Jack Who Time Forgot @laweebce]

Sweepstakeses kinda fell off huh

[Jack Who Time Forgot @laweebce]

Everyone over hyping speed racer, it is a great adaptation of an OK anime, far too much monkey and child shit, colors are really gross and headache-inducing for most of the film. Cast is perfect, story is perfect, final race scene is transcendent. Still Not a flawless movie.

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

It’s a Rashômonomenon!

[Jack Who Time Forgot @laweebce]

@FranziaMom This may be a question/answer too lengthy for a tweet, but: what would be the equivalent of a “little teenage blogspot” NOW for someone whose wanted to write about music for a while but has no clue how to start?

[Jack Who Time Forgot @laweebce]

@FranziaMom Jamaica resting — the pool. Which i found out far too late in life lmao

[Jack Who Time Forgot @laweebce]

“Whimsy” and it’s just alcoholism

[Jack Who Time Forgot @laweebce]

@FranziaMom OH THANK GOD SONG AGAINST SEX I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY!!

[Jack Who Time Forgot @laweebce]

OVERLEARNING is an all timer, fuck these people and this country

[Jack Who Time Forgot @laweebce]

@paranoiacs Norwegian wood not being a george song has always been crazy to me

[adam struggling uncle @strugglinguncle]

Lonelymaxxed rippergoon Neil Young absolutely riffmogged folkcel Graham Nash. Chopped betachud Stephen Stills started whole new band just so Alpha Neil could reinforce the hierarchy

[Jack Who Time Forgot @laweebce]

@StickmanSham Exactlyyyyyyy

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

Lennon-McCartney harmonized in a way that only two guys who have jerked off together can

[Jack Who Time Forgot @laweebce]

The Antonio-Banderasisation of Orlando Bloom

[Jack Who Time Forgot @laweebce]

Heavy Metal blew up because, imo, Cameron Winter is over singing and annoying on pretty much everything before that point, and Getting Killed blew up because Heavy Metal did

[Jack Who Time Forgot @laweebce]

The Nightmare before The Christmas