Darrell Scott

Tax Free.

[Darrell Scott @lawkidd]

I did work out today...I bench pressed a toddler. Gosh

[Darrell Scott @lawkidd]

You never ask what's in the secret sauce.

[Darrell Scott @lawkidd]

I don't have the answer to your question but I can give you a series of unrelated answers with little to no relevance...

[Darrell Scott @lawkidd]

What's up with rappers and desserts wines lately?

[Darrell Scott @lawkidd]

And now for that old Negro spiritual "Racks on Racks on Racks..."

[Darrell Scott @lawkidd]

Glad to hear you found your calling as a bottle service girl...I'm um proud of you?

[Darrell Scott @lawkidd]

Officer Bobby Durden sounds exactly how I imagined someone named Bobby Durden would sound.

[Darrell Scott @lawkidd]

"How why I supposed to go to highschool and take care of my kids? K12 offered me a solution." ummm what?

[Darrell Scott @lawkidd]

Call me crazy but doesn't planking look unusually like lower education.

[Darrell Scott @lawkidd]

@mailove it's healthy cause it's yogurt.

[Darrell Scott @lawkidd]

"I hope you have a big truck because I'm putting my bike in it"

[Darrell Scott @lawkidd]

@DoingORDone oh that's right #carmmeggedon I forgot.

[Darrell Scott @lawkidd]

@DoingORDone isnt that like a 30 min drive? Lol

[Darrell Scott @lawkidd]

If i see and Harry Potter fans dressed up I'm taking your wallet....there is no age cut off. #thatisall

[Darrell Scott @lawkidd]

@IndigoAugustine oh sure rub it in. =/

[Darrell Scott @lawkidd]

No woman will ever be down for you like your mother...but there will be close seconds.

[Darrell Scott @lawkidd]

I wish I could've taken a pic of this dude wearing this fake ass charger jersey with the San Diego spelled "Deigo" knockoff #fail

[Darrell Scott @lawkidd]

@mailove are you hitting on me?

[Darrell Scott @lawkidd]

@mailove > 200 funky prostitutes.

[Darrell Scott @lawkidd]

"There are 130 left...kill them...kill them all" #13assassins=beast