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[Big Red Celt @BigRedCeltTT]

Me: What are they saying about Mitch McConnell’s medical condition?

“He is brain dead.”

Me: Right. But what are they saying about his medical condition?

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Our government thinks we are retarded. They legitimately hate us.

[Lark @king_of_limb]

genuinely just had a come to jesus moment realizing bug's life is seven samurai. oh my god

[Seth Harp @sethharpesq]

Spending trillions to build out AI data centers proves that the American ruling class had the resources and ability to convert the grid to renewables and maybe save the planet but instead deliberately chose to cook us all and die for no reason but to produce demonic digital slop.

[syren @ligerzerosyren]

I turned 18 in 2011. Rent was $425. After work I’d go to the mall with friends and get a whole new outfit for $40. We’d go out that night, drinks were $3 and whole meals were like $7. Wake up next morning & get brunch WITH DRINKS for less than $15. Life is hell now.

[bum @BattleRapBum]

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[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere

[Merrick 🦂 @punishedmother]

They’re covering up McConnell’s death to prevent Massie from taking his seat and if you say anything about these unprecedented levels of corruption they call you a communist and say that means you’re a dangerous enemy of the state

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

I was on shrooms like a month ago and I hit this stride for like a block and ngl that shit felt amazing

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Last year, Microsoft made $101 billion in profits, got a $12.5 billion tax break from Trump & paid its CEO $96 million.

This year, it’s raising the price of an Xbox by $150 & eliminating 3,200 jobs.

Please don’t tell me corporate tax breaks create jobs. It never trickles down.

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

They’re too lenient. Big Brother wouldn’t tell the houseguests if World War III broke out.

[RandyGoat 🐐 @RandyGoat]

They don't want you to know what's really going on with Mitch McConnell because they know Kentucky requires a special election to replace a senator and Thomas Massie can swoop in and take that opening.

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

Socialism isn't "free stuff" it is literally just using your tax dollars doing something to benefit you and other workers instead of using it to buy a stadium for a billionaire. That's it. That's all it is.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

Minions & Monsters: this movie got my 6-year-old son to shoot orange juice out of his nose because he was laughing so hard at a Citizen Kane parody. The Minions are no longer my mortal enemies they are now my close personal friends.

[Whole Lotta Celtics☘️ @WholeLottaCelts]

Jaylen Brown has gotten more criticism from the media for being intelligent than Miles Bridges did for being an abuser