James

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Tyler Durden is enjoying the match by himself in his suite

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[NASA @NASA]

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

[James @LawsBoss]

@GoBearcatsMBB @Big12Conference

[Unbiased Ev @DoubleVodkaDon]

Comical watching Herbstreit all day long say BYU should be penalized for getting blown out but Alabama shouldn’t. Guy was saying it before the SEC championship even happened. Sad to see. The ESPN SEC bias is outrageous they don’t even try to hide it.

[James @LawsBoss]

@KStateCropsTeam @kstateag @KStateAgron Hell yeah 👍🏼

[James @LawsBoss]

@EMAWCaleb @tillery_joe I feel like not enough people are talking about him. Accurate and has a leg on him. Really impressive

[James @LawsBoss]

@Mariners @kevinwildes I hate this rule and usage of a challenge so much…

[James @LawsBoss]

@CaskKState 3, easy

[James @LawsBoss]

@tuckerdfranklin @KCSportsNetwork …2023? Its right there in the graphic

[James @LawsBoss]

@TheJusticeDept The guy that had the flintlock pistol gotta be different

[Braden Smith @BradenRSmith]

I'm still shocked that this is the reality of farming.

[James @LawsBoss]

@RyanGilbert_ All-Frank Martin would easily destroy everyone

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

She asked people on Facebook for cool cars to come by her house during her son's 4th birthday, and they came through 😂 ❤️

[James @LawsBoss]

@EvryManAWildcat @KStateBSB Pootah 😂

[James @LawsBoss]

@LifeofFitz K-State about to be on the bleeding edge of sports fashion thanks to this kid. I’m all in 💯

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

I would like to reiterate Ukraine’s commitment to peace.

None of us wants an endless war. Ukraine is ready to come to the negotiating table as soon as possible to bring lasting peace closer. Nobody wants peace more than Ukrainians. My team and I stand ready to work under President Trump’s strong leadership to get a peace that lasts.

We are ready to work fast to end the war, and the first stages could be the release of prisoners and truce in the sky — ban on missiles, long-ranged drones, bombs on energy and other civilian infrastructure — and truce in the sea immediately, if Russia will do the same. Then we want to move very fast through all next stages and to work with the US to agree a strong final deal.

We do really value how much America has done to help Ukraine maintain its sovereignty and independence. And we remember the moment when things changed when President Trump provided Ukraine with Javelins. We are grateful for this.

Our meeting in Washington, at the White House on Friday, did not go the way it was supposed to be. It is regrettable that it happened this way. It is time to make things right. We would like future cooperation and communication to be constructive.

Regarding the agreement on minerals and security, Ukraine is ready to sign it in any time and in any convenient format. We see this agreement as a step toward greater security and solid security guarantees, and I truly hope it will work effectively.

[Tom Harwood @tomhfh]

BREAK: Absolutely horrific news for iPhone users in the UK.

Apple is removing its highest level data security tool from customers in the UK, after the government demanded access to user data.

This is a move that Apple has never made before in any market.

[James @LawsBoss]

@MarchMadnessWBB @kstatesports @tcuwbb @KStateWBB Why is this only on ESPN+? Get it on the airwaves like it should be. @espn