Lawson

At 25 I got a tattoo to denote sarcasm. I write stuff down. #LovingHenry is published by @Eospublishing and available from anywhere you can buy books.

[Lawson @lawson_writes]

Praise for Loving Henry, you can purchase your copy here: https://t.co/r9kE58CwYs

[Lawson @lawson_writes]

Jack’s a bully. End of. Respect to Connor; he showed true leadership - sacrifice for the greater good. Jack was bullying him. Hope Connor gets support from #channel4 #riseandfall

[Lawson @lawson_writes]

@axelthfc

[Lawson @lawson_writes]

In Liz Trus’ latest attempt to cling to power, she announces her cover of Bohemian Rhapsody.

[Lawson @lawson_writes]

I wouldn’t throw shade at other companies when 4/5 of my buses to work were cancelled last week.

[Stagecoach South East @StagecoachSE]

#Eastbourne is currently at a standstill. (Cough Cough @lanesinfra @CityFibre) Lottbridge, Seaside, St Anthony's, Cross Levels, and Princess Road are all suffering. We expect our town services to be heavily delayed. Keep an eye on the app for any cancelled journeys.

[Lawson @lawson_writes]

This is the third time you’ve cancelled the bus I need to catch to work this week. Are you going to extend my weekly ticket to next week - given I’ve only used it once this week!

[Lawson @lawson_writes]

Fucking love the @guardian

[Lawson @lawson_writes]

Come on ⁦@amazon⁩ at least try….

[Lawson @lawson_writes]

Like, you can understand that tackle… #nottot

[🇸🇪 @axelthfc]

Yeah Richarlison is THAT guy https://t.co/uAsp9pjnw4

[Lawson @lawson_writes]

#NOTTOT

[Lawson @lawson_writes]

@LeeWinterOz Careful, you don’t want to get barred from speaking at the Cabinet Office

[Lawson @lawson_writes]

https://t.co/g8Kaj8Dcut posted without comment.

[Lawson @lawson_writes]

Rewatching the game on #MOTD and if de Gea gets done for match fixing in the week for #BREMUN I would not be surprised.

[Lawson @lawson_writes]

#bremun

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

at this point the earth could split clean in half and my only response would be to sigh and open twitter

[Lawson @lawson_writes]

Bottom right.

[Lawson @lawson_writes]

@AuthorAnneHagan OMG THAT WAS MY PATTERN:
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[Harriet Williamson @harriepw]

Someone run Keir under the cold tap

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

How many times are we all watching this tonight? 🤯

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

This Spurs kit was almost as good as Gareth Bale's turn here. 😮‍💨

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

How many times are we all watching this tonight? 🤯