Lily

[Lily @lawsonlily]

Is the word ladgin really only used in York? Amazing heritage xc

[Andy @_andrewkerr_]

Don't give a shite about your cookie policy. have my national insurance number if you want. I just need to See Inside Peter Andre's Stunning Surrey Mansion

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

My direct debits every month

[Amelia Dimoldenberg @ameliadimz]

So weird

[tim h. @tm_httn]

whoever named toddlers absolutely crushed it those guys are toddlin for sure

[𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 @pearlylondon]

Someone at work when asked if they had a good Christmas said NO and burst into tears so now they've been sent home.

Wish i'd have thought of that.

#BackToWork

[Lily @lawsonlily]

@LookfantasticCS you sent me the wrong item and your resolution is for me to pay to return it? Can you please rectify this before it goes any further

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Just turned the heating on to stop my feet from falling off.

Me when the January bill lands:

[Lily @lawsonlily]

A couple on my train are planning their Christmas food shop. Roast potatoes and goose fat. Profiterole stack double cream and 12 cheeses. Just stunning to think about

[Lily @lawsonlily]

Just watched molly mae eat a mcdonalds and now I want a mcdonalds. She is the best of the best at influencing x

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

working on the day before a holiday

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Last night I went to a bar, with the understanding that well-behaved women make history all the time. But then I saw a neon sign which changed everything.

[clintoris @clintoris]

Gay social workers be like it’s giving child neglect

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Davina McCall says she always thought there might be something shady about cryptocurrency but now it’s being heavily pushed by celebrities such as Scotty T from ‘Geordie Shore’ she feels reassured

[captionquirk @CaptionQuirk]

What if they faked the queen’s death just so they could have the most shocking Masked Singer reveal ever

[Lucia Keskin @chiwithaC]

the queen arriving at afterlife

[cf99 @cianf99]

I could be starving to death and you would still never let a rustler burger cross my lips, radioactive grub

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My favorite hobby is watching the shittiest Netflix movie I can find