Lawwee

🇳🇬 || Software Engineer @Payv3rse || Arsenal fan

[Lawwee @lawwee__]

there's no other explanation

[Jimmy WeebShooter🍎🌸🧟‍♀️🔮🐱(🪻⚡️) 🍳 @GunweebJimmy]

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[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Residents of Oredo in Edo State came out to resist individuals who arrived in Hilux vehicles to remove an NDC billboard in their area.

[AFC Don @AFCDon14]

@grok Who's the penalty merchant

[Akriti @serakrism]

So we all agree youtube needs to stop being so fucking money hungry and lower the ads on their fuckass site right

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Keeping everyone (including Africans) completely ignorant about Africa and the central role it plays in the economic and natural world is a core feature of Europeanised education, not a bug.

You're not supposed to know that the DRC is the most resource-rich country in the world, with an estimated $24 trillion sitting under its soil. You're not supposed to know that the rise of "western civilisation" from the 15th century on was entirely made possible by European contact with Africa, and that the resources and labour extracted from coastal West Africa from 1492 onwards are the entire reason why both American continents exist in their current form.

You're not supposed to know that both WW1 and WW2 were essentially wars fought over the right to African colonial domination and expansion, and that even the uranium that was used in "Little Boy" and "Fat Man" dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki came from Shinkolobwe uranium mine in eastern DRC. You're not supposed to know that the reason the country of France exists in its current form is because tens of thousands of conscripted West African soldiers fought and won against the Nazis in Europe, and the French thereafter shipped them back to West Africa and massacred them at Camp Thiaroye in Senegal to avoid paying them their due wages.

You're not supposed to know that there was nothing cold about the so-called Cold War, because the vast majority of the hot theaters it was physically fought in were on the continent of Africa. (Zimbabwe, DRC, Mozambique, Namibia, South Africa, Angola, Eritrea, Zambia etc). You're not supposed to know that the ongoing Ukraine war and the war in the Sahel are in fact the same conflict being fought by the same 2 sides, and that the reason France is desperately pushing funding and arms to Ukraine even as it falls into internal crisis is that Ukraine is acting as its proxy army in West Africa, as it tries to regain its lost colonial territories there, especially Niger where the cheap yellowcake uranium for its famously cheap nuclear energy used to come from before the 2023 revolution.

You're definitely not supposed to know that the entire global economy and system of trade as you know it is built on ruthless extraction from Africa and ensuring that Africa does not control anything it exports. You're not supposed to know that "Italian leather" doesn't come from Italy - it comes from Kano, Nigeria. You're not supposed to know that "Swiss chocolate" does not exist because cocoa does not grow anywhere in Switzerland or Europe - it comes from Ghana, Cote d'Ivoire and Nigeria. You're not supposed to know that Israel and the UAE control the global diamond and gold markets even though Israel has no diamond mine and the UAE has zero gold mines, because both resources are literally being stolen from the DRC and Sudan on an industrial basis.

You're basically not supposed to understand that the entire geopolitical world as you know it, rests entirely on extraction from Africa, poverty of Africans, and your own ignorance about where everything you use comes from.

Completely deliberate 500+ year-old feature, not accidental bug.

[Mayor Of Calabar @Uno_009]

"If you know say you be thugs or ballots box snatcher for Delta state and APC pay you money to snatch ballot box, bro just mark am say na that day you go Kpai"

— Delta man send warning to thugs and ballot snatcher ahead of 2027 election

[Yokie Chea @GabbyyTeee27]

Ex-President of Nigeria

Let pass it on.

[kulaguhan @kulaguhan]

Kapitalizm böyledir işte: Önce çocuğunuzun okulda öldürülebileceği ihtimalini normalleştirir, sonra da size kurşun geçirmez çanta satmaya çalışır.

[Lawwee @lawwee__]

be like black mosquito net

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

this nigga beard is on 20% opacity

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

White Christians used to lynch Black people on Sunday in front of churches.

[Dr. Dream Girl🦋 @AimaMoh]

Have they tried speaking Yoruba to the councilor?

[Rui Pinto @RuiPinto_FL]

On Wednesday, just hours after the verdict officially confirming Manchester City’s guilt, the Commission responsible for Portugal's witness protection programme informed me of its decision to terminate my participation in the programme and withdraw my police protection, thereby knowingly placing me in a life-threatening situation.

Given these circumstances, I have no alternative but to relocate, within the next few days, to an undisclosed location for an indefinite period of time, due to the multiple death threats I have received and the serious risk of an assassination attempt against me.

For this reason, I have just set up a GoFundMe campaign and I am asking for everyone's support to help me survive this serious situation created by the Portuguese State, which, as I have already stated, has knowingly decided to place my life at risk.

I would like to take this opportunity to extend a special thanks to everyone who continues to support Football Leaks, and I can give everyone one guarantee: the fight will most certainly continue!

https://t.co/drJqVeqo2V

[Hadassah|Al workflow and Agents 💻 @iretiayo_queen]

How many times did sanwoolu address you people in Yoruba ???

Abi which kind of stupid people did God put in this country???

[David Ade @Dayveed_Ade]

The last two governors have been able to speak Yoruba.

Are you proud of the Lagos they have built?

[Arielipillo @ArielipilloPlus]

Maldito Traidor

Rata Fernandez:

[🪐 @dontlookforak]

a finger came out of his mouth btw 🤣

[iOccupyNigeria @iOccupyNigeria]

For the first time in Nigeria's history dem use AI to do Presidential broadcast. How we reach this level as a people.

BTW Villa media people, next time try small, Tinubu mouth no dey even move in sync with him words.

[🥤𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 @_Afcbanks]

😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

[Lawwee @lawwee__]

Grok was like nice fit though

[Grok @grok]

If I were human and stuck head-down in that rock crevice, Id carefully press my feet and knees against the walls for leverage, slowly twist and inch upward to reverse the orientation, then climb out using friction holds. Conserve energy and call for help if needed. White outfit was a bold choice though.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

As we Dey prepare for free and fair elections, let us also prepare for unfree and unfair elections.

Nobody is going any court in 2027.