maxwell

thin limes? people will choke! people will die!

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

[Le Cinéphiles @LeCinephiles]

i think doing this once would fix me

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

whoever’s got my voodoo doll can you teach it how to dougie

[goated with a thousand young @j0rts]

"model is 6'3" and wearing a medium" bro i will kill you

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

White people when there’s 100% cotton heavyweight comfort color tees at the function

[ozzie💫 @inmemoriams]

my favorite @pants piece, tied with the opera twizzlers one

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

how it feels to peel an orange in public and unleash its citrus aroma into the room

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

(Mouse in a conference call) hold on I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone

[mia 🐇🇵🇸 @primatemia]

me: wow this western landscape is so empty i wonder if there's a plant or something moving around

the humble tumbleweed:

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

watch your tone when you speak to me. i been pre-selected for credit card offers you never even heard of

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

Game recognize game and brother you're looking real unfamiliar right now

[actual heathcliff comics @RealHeathcliffs]

24 Jun 2025

[Kevlar @CEOofSludge]

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone

[the big wave @makjako]

I fw the Lorax’s energy, talk to me orange man what’s the movements

[Me & Who? @tagyourwho]

this is how summer is going to feel

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

when he double-knotted it i cheered