Al

sorry I was on mute

[cleon @dragonsnaydra]

odysseus trying to remember his wife’s name on calypso’s island

[jordan @wickskiller]

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

[I Only Follow Bottoms (Original) 💖🔥 @Ravenger___]

These movies are unironically hysterical. Everyone is either a bitch, a bimbo, or UNFATHOMABLY homosexual

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

KEEP BULLYING TECH COMPANIES INTO REMOVING USELESS AND INVASIVE AI FEATURES!!!!!!!!

[Watchdog (Dances on Lindsey's Grave) @ComradeWatchdog]

No.

Fucking.

No.

This is unnacceptable. We do not have to cave to these fucking greedy psychos who wanna use up all of our electricity and water just to spy on us and replace us and feed us fucking slop.

Fuck these people. Fuck data centers. Fuck AI. FUCK THIS WHOLE SYSTEM!

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

she spilled so bad i fear😭

[Jesseline @artemisgrl]

there is a grace that only shows up after you have humiliated yourself completely, which is probably why so few people ever find it

[Electra @Electrarythm]

Carl Jung

[j. mamana @jrmamana]

sorry is it now the responsibility of alcoholics to make their 'journey' interesting and/or compelling

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

“Always go to the funeral”

[cee @1ovesickkk]

what doesnt kill you will have you naming 5 things you can see 4 things you can touch 3 things you can hear 2 things you can smell and 1 thing you can taste

[Rajjath @Rajjath24]

turns out, reading voraciously, moving your body, loving people without keeping score, protecting your solitude, chasing nothing but your own growth, and occasionally staying out too late with people who make you laugh until it hurts is not a bad way to build a life.

[kat @yslnadi]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

[project hail rusty 🍉 @alittlevillainy]

every single day just feels like this image now

[joesphine @jojoleighhh]

back when i worked at Bath & Body Works and a lady asked if she had rewards and I asked “maybe what’s your phone number” and she said “I’m married and NOT a lesbian please don’t.”

[Al @laxvey]

@HunterBiden @AwakenedOutlaw Being honest with yourself & others, as well as realizing that forgiveness can exist in the same realm as huge mistakes if you own up to them/actually change is a hard concept for some people. Life is so so so SO short, thank you for speaking out about all of this.

[blanc @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[samathon @petalinmycrack]

this is gonna be one hell of a good reaction video

[ɴ.🫧 @luvblessingz]

I miss magazines. The smell of fresh pages, the glossy covers, the quizzes, the interviews, the ads we’d actually read. Social media just doesn’t hit the same.