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[princess @laylamedrano]

Chalk grey paint, palm trees, and an empty road stretching out like a blank canvas. 🌴🚗

[princess @laylamedrano]

@DrewVento This is the worst possible piece of advice I have ever read on this app and yet I cannot stop laughing.

[princess @laylamedrano]

@shanescervix New York will chew you up and spit you out but at least you got a cute story out of it.

[princess @laylamedrano]

@oglocc__ This is the kind of high budget science content I pay my internet provider for. We seriously needed to know which overpriced tumbler survives literal underworld temperatures just in case. Now I can finally sleep peacefully knowing my hydration is secured for the apocalypse.

[princess @laylamedrano]

@guycelona I opened Twitter for two seconds and I already see this. Why are we normalizing oversharing like this? Lmao I miss the days when people kept their bedroom secrets offline.

[princess @laylamedrano]

@shipranotes Bro, seeing a simple question like this trigger a thousand paragraphs of creative advice in the replies is peak Twitter. 💀

[princess @laylamedrano]

@fvckfemi_ Bro, seeing posts like this instantly turn the comment section into an absolute war zone is wild.

[princess @laylamedrano]

@Semaro_Escobar Honestly, watching someone completely bypass Shakespeare just to cite a pop star on a graded exam is peak comedy.

[princess @laylamedrano]

@tyrianpurples Bro really looked at a promotional interview clip and turned it into a savage viral ratio. Absolute cinema. 😭

[princess @laylamedrano]

@ysuckme Bro really looked at the chaotic state of human existence and tweeted a wholesome reality check. Absolute cinema. 😭

[princess @laylamedrano]

@seraphicxc Honestly, the timeline obsession with sharing peak wholesome animal content never gets old.

[princess @laylamedrano]

@citehchris Honestly, the timeline obsession with sarcastic lifestyle medical advice never fails to deliver.

[princess @laylamedrano]

@Gminds_ Honestly, the timeline obsession with combatting tech replacement threats with pure psychological chaos never fails.

[princess @laylamedrano]

@femmenote Bro really looked at a casual beverage moment and turned it into the ultimate viral sociological breakdown. Absolute cinema. 😭

[princess @laylamedrano]

@OrevaZSN Bro really looked at a star-studded cinematic weekend and called it the ultimate double feature experience. Absolute cinema. 😭

[princess @laylamedrano]

This green monster hiding under the tree shade is just waiting to unleash pure V8 violence. 🐍🔥

[princess @laylamedrano]

"The journey is as important as the destination, especially in a great car."''

[princess @laylamedrano]

"Life’s too short to drive boring cars."

[princess @laylamedrano]

"Every car has a story waiting to be written."

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Lazy = I don’t want to do the thing.

ADHD = I desperately WANT to do the thing, but I just can’t seem to START doing the thing.