layla ✨

slowly dying

[layla ✨ @laylamteixeira]

@littlenutsac this is mama bear. she’s 10 years old and has no teeth

[layla ✨ @laylamteixeira]

@kurtisconner bf was in the hospital with a brain injury when tickets went on sale and i couldn’t buy them 🤪(dw he’s fine now lmao)

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

look at this bb penguin who is moltong but hasn't lost the bb feathers on his head. looks like a little beret 😭

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

how do y’all do more than one thing a day. i have to recharge for like 3 hours after getting my coffee in the morning

[Zee 💕 Pet Commissions Closed @zeeziez_art]

🐾 PET PORTRAIT GIVEAWAY! 🐾

Thanks for 1000 followers! As promised, I'm doing a pet portrait giveaway. All you have to do is retweet and follow my account to enter. Ends November 12th.

💕 Every 100 RTs = 1 Extra Portrait 💕

[Maggie Mae Fish 🌈 @MaggieMaeFish]

I will be rooting for this couple. I want Mario to lose.

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

if i had a baby I would inject it with steroids until it became ripped enough to defend me like a small Pokémon

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

the perfect accessory doesn't exi...

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

I wish Mario Kart had an option to just walk around instead of being in a car... Wanna get out of my car and smell the flowers... Pet the cows... Wanna feel my feet on the ground

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

the real college experience is realizing like halfway thru college that u do not want a 9-5 career at all and would rather turn into seth rogen with a nice manicure

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

help

[layla ✨ @laylamteixeira]

@crutsgolden these are ur drunk thoughts huh

[Pig @PigEveryHour]

Pig Mountain in Algeria

[nard @avantnard]

TRUMP LOST ON LORDE’S BIRTHDAY I KNEW SHE WOULD SAVE US