Alayna

[. @httstfu]

i need vitamin Cᵃˢʰ

[Alayna @layna8_]

sir

[hailey @PastaPrimcess]

in a c section today the dad made a joke about us giving his wife a ‘husband stitch’ and the surgeon goes “we don’t do that here, but i can recommend you for a penis enlargement consultation if you’re that concerned about wanting to satisfy your wife at your current size”💀

[♱༺ℭ༻♱ @cvittv]

IT’S OCTOBER BITCHES

[Jake List @JakeMatthewList]

no one:
absolutely no one:
me to myself: 🌽 IT’S CORN 🌽

[obsessedwithmybf @jessicx__ortiz]

me to whoever’s behind me in mario kart

[Kenneth. J @Theselfcareking]

Yes it takes 2 to make a child, but only 1 person will bare the responsibility of the emotional and physical things that come with having a child. Not to mention potential death. No man is going 50/50 on dying giving labor. So no. We should not police those women bodies.

[mariana @marigotaphatty]

a funny girl is better than a beautiful girl but I’m both

[The Wild Wild Breast @Slee_333]

I wasn’t expecting that ending but he made his point 😭😭😭😭

[angel ♡ @angelharveyy]

what you allow will continue

[angel ♡ @angelharveyy]

thank you Lord for not answering the prayers of things i thought i wanted 🙌🏾

[Chloe J 🍒🪩 @chloejarvis08]

No matter how I picture it, my brain just doesn’t comprehend how this is Johnny Depp

[Alayna @layna8_]

he know he to old for that job by the way he scooting to stand up 😂

[E @Essynce_Renyae]

LMAOOOO yo druski live rn has me in straight tears😭

[Alayna @layna8_]

@ihateyoutyIer Ur annoying

[Alayna @layna8_]

couldn’t be me and my man bc he can’t take pics for shit

[Brenda M @402Marie]

idc if you pay $350 or $1100 rent, make $9 or $15/hr, drive a 1991 or 2021. None of us are better than the next. Stay humble.

[Alayna @layna8_]

I’m weak

[🐌 @Wheeema]

Why older people hate weed when they generation did crack 😂😂😂