Layo not Lauv

SWE @toptal moonlighting as a writer for @okta. Experimenting with life.

[Layo not Lauv @layolauv]

I'm never going to be perfect but always will be content.

[Layo not Lauv @layolauv]

@_iamtpo @paulg Gay…but okay

[Layo not Lauv @layolauv]

@sdktalks Oh okay

[Daniels James @dreeals]

Fr Chinua Achebe mind that year, e think say things don really fall apart😭😂

[Layo not Lauv @layolauv]

@theairbuser Stocks yes, there is ample liquidity but real estate in Lagos doesn’t have that kind of liquidity. Selling 182 flats at market rate will drive you insane in modern day Lagos

[dennis @basedondennis]

i have a serious case of untreated car autism and im not joking look At all the times i’ve doxxed all my oomfs cars

[Illimitable Man (IM) @SovereignIM]

One of man's deepest desires is not to be a burden on anyone and to earn his way. Burdening others brings him shame. He aspires to self-sufficiency so he can be one that gives rather than takes. He does not pursue independence out of vanity, he covets self-reliance out of honour.

[Layo not Lauv @layolauv]

And does being a grand bastard make you a grande bastard?

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

If your father discovers that his own father is not actually his biological father, does that make you a grand bastard?

[Layo not Lauv @layolauv]

Yes to one thing can mean no to another, and vice versa

[Kevwe @kevwe_od]

One idea that has revolutionized my thinking is this: you are allowed to not want things.
You can look at everything society tells you that you need to have and just be like, “Nope. I will not be participating.”

[SDK @sdktalks]

Repetition: the not-so-secret secret to Mastery.

[Layo not Lauv @layolauv]

@rukky_nate @OloyeSomorin Brand new Porsches are reliable, 15- year old Porsches however….

[chinedu🦀 @chinedu_10]

Here is an update for @smartfarmai

→ 20 farms active
→ 100,000+ birds under management
→ $0 raised

Bootstrapping an agritech startup in Africa isn't glamorous, but the farms keep coming.

Next milestone: 50 farms. Let's see how fast we get there.

[Amanda Taróloga @amandatarologa]

Regra corporativa: se o problema for grande demais, agende uma reunião e transforme-o no problema de todos.

[Layo not Lauv @layolauv]

Then there’s me, doing 10 months Ajo to pay rent.

[Dauditor ACA 🇵🇹 @rand0muser98]

my friend doesn’t have savings specifically for “rent”.
2 months before his salary is due, he uses part of the current month salary to pay 😭

he lives in one of the nicest area on the mainland

[Layo not Lauv @layolauv]

@sethigris “Premature optimization is the root of all evil” - David Knuth

[Layo not Lauv @layolauv]

@codingnninja Usually I’d agree but serverside JS is notorious for memleaks. His performance issues were probably from that.

[Layo not Lauv @layolauv]

It always helps to start from a mummy adjacent - “sugar mummy”, “muscle mummy”, then transition when it settles in

[$iGN*🧟‍♂️🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @dazedstunna]

realistically, how long should one wait before u call ur textuationship ‘mommy’? 🧍🏽‍♂️

[Layo not Lauv @layolauv]

My friend kept stew with me for a few weeks and I ate it, she reminded me two years ago. I ate the stew 5 years ago.

[Uncle Rede is a photographer @Uncle_Rede]

Women are very interesting people😂😂😂

This thing happened almost 3 weeks ago o😭

[Layo not Lauv @layolauv]

@_elemen3 No lies tbh