sam

i’m not a pessimist i’m an optometrist. he/they

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

all this for jeremy lin is crazy

[Mike Guardabascio @Guardabascio]

Wemby made that shot and the nuns were looking at him like they were seeing something familiar

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

Coaches gotta go back to wearing suits. Or at least a polo. Six assistants in skin tight quarter zips looking like the night shift at Equinox is crazy

[Jackson Frank @jackfrank_jjf]

Entire series should immediately be over if a team completes a father-son alley-oop

[Moneyball Memes 💰⚾️ @MoneyballMemes]

Santa, this is Rudolph. He is one of the most undervalued reindeer in the North Pole. His only defect is he has a red nose.

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

suicide doors on my refrigerator

[Jake Brinkmann @BrinkmannJacob]

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┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we root for
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SCORIGAMI
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[sam @layorjmas]

@FrankieProvenz2 Cakes and candles brother 🙌

[aidan 🇵🇸 @AidansMovieCam]

He performed the miracle over the Mojave is what he did. he bravely saved 150 lives that day, and in this house Nathan Fielder is a HERO

[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

Have we considered the possibility that Nico doesn't take Flagg

[sam @layorjmas]

Generational fumble from the Celtics nothing but pure joy seeing this

[sam @layorjmas]

Culver’s across the street from my hotel speaking to me like the green goblin mask

[sam @layorjmas]

I had a crazy ass dream last night I can’t remember but I know manu ginobili was involved

[sam @layorjmas]

It’s so lame coaches don’t wear suits anymore and just dress like loser tech bros

[Alchemist Type Beat @Alchemist]

Single handedly redefined the Goodbye industry

[sam @layorjmas]

@FrankieProvenz2 Larry bird ass setup

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Every morning my shell is cracked and I am poured onto a hot skillet, then the Scrambling begins