laci 👁🔨

rip laxiillama i’m sorry for what they did to you

[#miinan 🫎 @miinann_]

your own family won't like your story but the guy you were in slow math with in highschool will

[zombie man @0boymeetsw0rld]

life dont come with eggroll you gotta order it

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

Sometimes I’ll say things aloud like Im majoring in Male Anorexia and my roommate will go Okay amazing

[White Trash Nationalist @timpoolsbeani3]

I love lying to YouTube surveys. No I have never heard of Amazon or Walmart.

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Dating for love didn't work out. so now I'm dating to conduct Psychological Experiments and collect data.

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape

[chinapoet @ideafucker]

they forced rowley to eat the moldy cheese that’s why i keep a blade on me

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

Those 60 hour work weeks may be exhausting but when that $562.73 paycheck hits the account every two weeks it makes it all worth it

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

if you got a chip on your shoulder…im gonna eat it! #FatGuy

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

Be so completely yourself that no one is attracted to you or wants to employ you

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

the blue takis are healthier because red is the color of anger

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

i'm too afraid to kill myself so i've been working on a potion to give myself down syndrome

[eve @csiirac]

they killed jesus cause he said 'men with ipads is ladies'

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[robert loggia shady facts @appleeater5000]

Jane Remover Peter Griffin

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I do all my grocery shopping at chuck e cheese and and nerd ropes have gone up 300 tickets this year alone

[taoki @justalexoki]

you are a lot fatter than you think

[kelsey @sexytwerp]

they should call him trump trump trump sahur lol

*pinching your arm fat* hey did you hear what i said

[sarah @tradepartty]

My bf will be like let me put something on tv and it’s a YouTube video of a guy deep frying action figures and then he’ll start touching my boobs