Lay-ton

I like to think of Jesus like, with giant eagles' wings and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I'm in the front row

[Lay-ton @laytontank]

I can't wait to be a dad. Like mow the lawn in my white New Balance shoes shirtless, shamelessly waving at the neighbors as they pass by. Rocking a total dad bod. When I get hot I'll make one of my kids grab me a beer & tell them an unfunny dad joke. Like that's the dream.

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

Everyone’s running out for Black Friday sales. 70% off. Basically exactly what everything was last year this time before inflation

[Chris Kreutzer @ChrisKreutzer2]

@SuzPerezICT Such a joke, using an Indian as a school mascot is a way to pay homage to the people who used to be in the area these schools are at, half the towns are named after Indian tribes, huge fail on the BOE part, just another way for them to try and abuse the little power they have

[Lay-ton @laytontank]

It took me 25 years to realize that there's just not enough time in a day.

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

@MatthewPHoh Lol. This is ridiculous.

[Lay-ton @laytontank]

It's not even 9 am and I think it's reached beer drinking temperature

[Lay-ton @laytontank]

Koe: "She misses Ragweed like I do"
Me singing along: "Like I doooooooo"

[Harrison Schenck @FractionalList]

If you were blessed with a strong mother, you’ve seen the true power of unconditional love

As a man, show your gratitude by selecting a woman who will give your children that same gift

[pico @PicoThaGuyYo]

@jaden

[Jeff Vickers @gopherkiller2]

First off…I am ok.
I was robbed at the Chevron in Boise. After my hands stopped trembling I managed to call the Sheriff, they were quick to respond and calmed me down. My money is gone… the police asked me if I knew who did it. I said yes.. it was pump number 5.

[Lay-ton @laytontank]

Meetings would be a lot cooler if they gave the option to BYOB. Just saying

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Of course this account got suspended. You can’t hold people accountable nowadays. Big no no

[James Lindsay, anti-Communist @ConceptualJames]

Part of an amazing speech by a courageous young lady at a school board meeting. This deserves to go viral.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

We need to talk about the vaccines - UnHerd https://t.co/1OvW1pzD2a

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It is heartening to see the rise of individualist vs corporate media

[Lay-ton @laytontank]

So some crazy teacher, yes a teacher, in Houston put her own child in the trunk of her car to "isolate him" after he received a positive covid test. Tf is going through these people's head.

[Lay-ton @laytontank]

Been thinking about this today. I don't think Trump was the best president of all time but I'd take his brutal honesty over Biden's bullshit any day. Because it seems like every word out of the current administration's mouth is a complete lie.

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

People are “just ignoring everything and living their lives,” CNN complains.

[Carolina G. Corona @carolina_bonita]

Dr. #PeterMcCullough explains #MassFormationPsychosis on @JoeRogan watch 👇🏼 @P_McCulloughMD