Eugénie ní Dálaigh

God-wrought. Senior Journalist. Sugar at the bottom of the English tea.☃️

[Eugénie ní Dálaigh @Lazeewriter]

Beautiful things don't ask for attention. 🌹

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon https://t.co/bKteFZ3iWE

[Big Cuz @imohumoren]

Special place in hell for people that tell global companies to pay locals less than standard price

[Eugénie ní Dálaigh @Lazeewriter]

Nigerian banks and telcos are complicit in the current trend of staff theft. They offer subpar, epileptic services thereby creating the loophole that allows theft to thrive. "Our POS is not working" remains the culprit. Regulators are complicit for letting them get away with it.

[Eugénie ní Dálaigh @Lazeewriter]

Sad reality.

[iDAN 🦸🏽 @dangbanamanager]

When your parent is the one always giving to others, you grow up with few if any people to turn to when you need a favor.

[Eugénie ní Dálaigh @Lazeewriter]

The absolute one day you're trying to hold yourself together so you don't shatter, is the one day you get poked. Repeatedly.

Unfair.

[Olivia Maurel @maurel_olivia]

This brochure was found at the “Wish for a Baby” fertility fair in Berlin.

It advertises a surrogacy program in Ghana.

The package offered to clients includes:
• “Unlimited Frozen Embryo Transfers”
• Up to 10 embryos
• The possibility of “changing surrogates”..

Meanwhile, the brochure explains that surrogate mothers live in agency housing under supervision…
while the clients enjoy a 21-day tourism stay in Ghana.

A reproductive assembly line.

Women managed.
Babies delivered.
Clients on vacation.

This is the reality of the global surrogacy industry.

[Eugénie ní Dálaigh @Lazeewriter]

I concur!

[Madam. @miss_nwawe]

One thing I cannot be mature about is going to a party and not getting food.
I am not eating before I come to your party. Give me my plate of rice and one malt.
Please 🖐️

[Eugénie ní Dálaigh @Lazeewriter]

@TheladyMarlene If you talk now, they will tell you to go and shoot your own, as if what you're saying is not valid. 🙄

[Eugénie ní Dálaigh @Lazeewriter]

@Faititi I see that. But then again his Dad was probably trying to 'toughen' him up which is a common thing in such contexts.

[Eugénie ní Dálaigh @Lazeewriter]

Kim Jong Un being a girl dad was something I did not see coming.

Either way, love that for them ❤️❤️

[iDAN 🦸🏽 @dangbanamanager]

You greedy, shameless parasites only benchmark Nigeria against America and the UK when the Tinubu-led government is hunting for new ways to bleed already-broken citizens dry with taxes. But when Nigerians demand the same basics those countries guarantee, constant electricity, safe roads, functioning hospitals, and real security, you suddenly develop amnesia and start whining that “Nigeria is not as rich as America.”

You can’t copy their taxes and refuse their responsibilities. Criminals in the affairs of the country pick a standard, or clear the road and get out of the way.

[Eugénie ní Dálaigh @Lazeewriter]

Motherhood is literally my identity now, heck I would print it on a shirt and wear it everywhere.

My life revolves around my children and I am all the better for it.

[Eugénie ní Dálaigh @Lazeewriter]

Your mom suffered for 20 years, shame gree you come online talk am in the name of "tolerance"???

[mayowa @sewedoh]

@kenkenlewu Aunty it will hurt ur husband for real,my grandma stayed with us for 20yrs b4 she said she want to go back and my mum faced a lot of challenges but she still tolerate it.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

tl;dr 9 month old sprayed feces everywhere

Yesterday Mrs. Smellington and I decided to feed our baby boy this weird fruit called "chayote". It's supposedly cool, badass, and good for babies because it's high on fiber. It's from Central America.

Pediatricians note to not give children too much of it because it's extremely high in fiber and it can act as a natural stool softener. Well, we gave our boy a bunch of it (in regards to his size, he's just a baby) because he loved it. He ate pretty much the whole fruit. We were so happy we loved it.

It turns out, Pediatricians were indeed correct these fruit do act as natural stool softeners. It turns out, doctors who doctor children do indeed know how to doctor children.

Our baby boy was chillin', started making a weird face and fussing. Mrs. Smellington picked him up and said, "what the? he's wet?".

He exploded feces. It was so much feces it erupted out of his diaper, out of his onesie, and it began erupting out of his pajamas. It defied physics how much feces was leaving his body. We were shocked so much feces could be contained in such a tiny body. It wasn't diarrhea, it was just ... A LOT.

We ran him to his room, began trying to strip his clothes off. He thought it was funny we were hurrying, so he began rolling around in excitement. This resulted in feces all over his legs, down to his toes. It smeared feces all over his tummy and chest.

My wife, who kind of has a sensitive nose, began gagging a little and ran out the room. I continued wrestling with my son. He kept laughing, thinking we were playing, and I tried to remove his clothes. I had feces all over my hands and arms. He began kicking which resulted in feces getting on my chest and a little bit of my beard.

My wife screamed, "get him to the shower now! we need to hose him off". I picked up my son, still covered in feces, and ran to the shower. He was so slippery from the feces I jumped into the shower with him.

I was fully clothed, hands, arms, and chest covered in feces, while we used the shower head to clean off our baby boy. The entire time he was giggling and laughing hysterically. He loves water and the shower. He didn't seem to understand Mommy and Daddy weren't doing a surprise shower for fun.

Oxytocin, the hormone which is released from when you bond with your child, is supposed to be the "love chemical". It supposedly makes you unconditionally love your child. I can attest to this "oxytocin" stuff because if this were literally anyone else I would have LOST MY MIND. Instead I said, "oh my goodness, are you stimky baby boy?"

Don't have kids until you're ready, dawg. It's a war.

[Bodam Dale Bagaiya (FIMC, CMC) @beefix]

We have a cultural taste for poverty & mediocrity. 📌

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Has the elevator that killed that doctor in Lagos been fixed?

[Lord Commander of Qin Dynasty Archers @General_Oluchi]

A celebrity who almost drowned in a river but was left unconscious would have survived by CPR was it done immediately. He died hours later because no one at the scene knew the procedure, but they all knew that their river god needed bottles of Fanta and 10k to allow passage.

This is the type of people you debate daily on the internet.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑵𝑶𝑾 🇨���� @GeneralSnow_]

Dear @GWR,

APPLICATION FOR THE RECORD OF THE MOST NATIONAL GRID COLLAPSES IN A SINGLE COUNTRY.

I am writing to formally request that Nigeria be recognized and awarded a world record for the most collapses of a national electricity grid.

As of this year, Nigeria's national grid has experienced a record 11 collapses, with a strong possibility of reaching a dozen within the next 2 days.
This frequency... approximately a 90% chance of collapse every two days...makes it a significant, global precedent. We believe this unique statistic merits official recognition.

Moreover, Nigeria has also become the only country to constitute a committee on National grid collapse. (Another potential world record)
The number of collapses can be authenticated by the official National Grid account on X , where each collapse is publicly documented.
In other words, this is officially amazing.

As a dedicated Nigerian and the applicant for this record, I respectfully request the exclusive right to receive this recognition on behalf of the country.
This honor can remain with me until another Nigerian applies in the future, because the grid's instability na sure 10 odds.

Thank you for considering this application.
I look forward to your response.

Sincerely,
General , Snow.

(Nigerians tag @GWR , let's bring this home)

[Son Of Ayo @TheAjakeManger]

Person get Accident,
Ambulance no show
First aid no dey
Yet, listen to the poverty in that background.
Touts hailing and hoping to get money from someone that just survived an accident that took two lives.
Nigeria is the devil's playground for extreme stupidity

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

In a sophisticated scam, lobster meat valued at $400,000 was allegedly stolen in Massachusetts. 🦞 https://t.co/85UL8TpLHx