Doug M

[FP1Will @FP1Will]

Hey @TeamYouTube I currently have a multi million dollar organisation taking down a stream of videos totalling millions of views on my channel. I believe all the content falls under fair use so please if you have some advice can you help me.

[Jake Williams @MalwareJake]

There are no secrets in organizations, just facts that take longer than others to surface.

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

Merry Christmas you degenerates!

[Doug M @lazy71]

@TheTweetOfGod Same.

[Doug M @lazy71]

@EvilMopacATX @Its_MSTRV Nice try but no one is going to believe it.

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

the worst part about being sober is knowing what’s going on

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Venn Diagrams are fun...

[Doug M @lazy71]

@hackerfantastic This is the death ray they promised us, right?

[Doug M @lazy71]

@AdamWolf77 Ouch!

[Gene Wu @GeneforTexas]

Someone check to see if Ted Cruz has vacation plans...

I need to know how screwed we are.

[Terry Pettit @TerryPettit1]

Some things we could reach a consensus on. Change the House to 4-year terms. Limit both houses to 16-18 years served. No lobbying for at least 12 years after leaving congress. Eliminate gerrymandering. To run for congress you have to pass a test on the constitution.

[Omaha Scanner @omaha_scanner]

Hazard: 13th and Jackson St.
Minor pothole in the road discovered this morning.

[Doug M @lazy71]

@CulturalGutter As it should be played.

[Jake Williams @MalwareJake]

CIO: Just add another agent
Sysadmin: Um, I don't think we're getting any more value here
CIO: Did I stutter?
Sysadmin: Okay... 🤦

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Small favor I need from all y'all in Austin...

DON'T THROW LIT CIGS OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN CAR WINDOWS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, YOU FUCKING WITLESS TAINTCLOWNS