Kunal Pakhira

Engineering kar rha hu,buss

[Chirag Shah @CurlingFreeKick]

@harbhajan_singh @arshdeepsinghh Then why did you sleep Shreesanth??

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Other vendors giving offers on Holi
@VodafoneGroup : hum to network hi band kr dete hain.

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because of @vodafone's bestest netwo....

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Can't post a twee...

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Punjabi gaano ka "P" tak samjah nahi ata, phirv AP Dhillon ke gaane pe groove karenge.
#kehndihundisiSUPREMACY

[Kunal Pakhira @lazyengineeer]

Bhookh lagg rhi thi,
Maggi banane gaya,
Pani ubalne diya,
Maggi daala,
Phir 2 min ke liye LinkedIn kya khol liya , demotivation se pet bhar gaya.

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Recharged 70Mbps plan, getting 12.24Mbps
Mazza aagya!
@AllianceBroadb1

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*in the HR round*
HR : Do you accept the 2.8 years bond?
Me : Yes ma'am, without any doubt.
HR: Okay.

*gets the offer letter*
Me :

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@TheOfficialSBI's Online way of saying "Abhi lunch time chalra h vroo"!! 😑

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@MamataOfficial Try to to open colleges as soon as possible, online studies is a hoax. Giving thousands of rupees to get PDF is of no use. Not getting any technical knowledge since more than a year. #reopencollege @MamataOfficial

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Behind every #reopencollege,
#reopenhostel is hidden

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Me after getting 95% in boards :
Best college me seat pakki!!

Me after visiting a college :
@CBSEResults2021

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Gym me @sidhu_mossewala ke gaane chala dene ek din me 6 packs aajane he.

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I buy ITC stocks, and then I smoke ITC ciggerates,
Ghar ka paisa wapis ghar hi aa rha h matlab.

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@pepsi What is this "Thande wale ka 5rs zyda lagegaa?"
Pls look into this serious matter!

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When Walmart is recruiting female candidates only from CodeHers
Me to Walmart :

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Govt. may ban Facebook, Twitter, Instagram.
Meanwhile me to my facebook & Ig friends :

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When you are almost out from the tournament, so you test yourself positive.
@PunjabKingsIPL @KKRiders @SunRisers be like :

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@ChennaiIPL to @KieronPollard55 :